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[nopennies]

Hello? HELLO...hello...hello...hello

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[frenzied_ballad]

A doctor? Of what?

[nopennies]

Fish. Humans. I specialise in fish-humans, not mermaids, but the real kind. Fish-people.

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[nopennies]

You've never seen them, of course, they live in Zimbabwe. Saltwater, which makes it hard for a doctor because there's no ocean in Zimbabwe...we have to keep them all in tanks.

[frenzied_ballad]

I'm in no mood for foolery. Or lies.

[nopennies]

Oh, so now I'm a liar? So just because you've never seen a fish-person, they don't exist, eh? Typical. I suppose you're the resident expert on human/animal hybrids then, skunk-hair guy?

[frenzied_ballad]

No. Barber.

[nopennies]

Okay, skunk-hair barber. What would a barber know of fish-people? That's right. Nothing.