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[nopennies]

I call the dog!

Also, hey, crying kid. I'll only torture people who deserve it, how's that?

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[gravelyroasting]

N-No one deserves it! Leave the poor puppy alone!

[nopennies]

Sure they do! Don't you have anyone you hate? Bad people? I could get 'em for you.

He's not a puppy. Anyway, he's already dead. He doesn't need it anymore.

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[gravelyroasting]

Bad people... should go to jail, not get hurt!

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[gravelyroasting]

P... Puppyyyyyyyyyyy!

[nopennies]

Hey--hey! Stop that, stop crying! Crying won't bring him back! Look, look, you can have him alright? I'll stuff him for you and everything.

What about bad people who don't get caught, eh? Or, you know, those really annoying guys who never seem to do anything technically illegal.

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[gravelyroasting]

Don't touch the puppy!

[gravelyroasting]

...Mr. Nick always catches the bad people.

[nopennies]

He's not a puppy! He's fully grown!

Who the hell is Mr. Nick?

[gravelyroasting]

Leave him alone, regardless!

Mr. Nick is a law-yer. He finds culprits!

[nopennies]

I just want the body, I don't think he'll mind anymore.

Lawyer? Isn't that what a detective does?

[gravelyroasting]

People will mind for him!

But... Detective Dick always finds the wrong ones!

[nopennies]

Geez, it's a dog, what's with the fuss? Can't find it anyway...where the hell did they put it?

Yeah? So how good is the lawyer at actual...lawyering?

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[gravelyroasting]

Dogs... have feelings, too!

[gravelyroasting]

Mr. Nick is great at lawyering! His lawyering technique is to make things up and lie until he finds the real truth! But it's not a bad thing, because he uses his lie to find the truth....

[gravelyroasting]

He... turns things around!