[diediedie]

[nopejr]

When I take over the universe, people who send spam will be locked in a room and forced to answer chirpy incomprehensible telemarketing calls until they die.

*whines incessantly about job instead of writing fic*

Comments

[gumnut]

If I vote for you, can you include spam phone callers, spam faxers and junk mail planet deforesters?

Nutty
(too buggered to write)

[nopejr]

Sure!

Especially the spam faxers who, when you try to get them to remove your fax number, add your email address to spam lists. Those we will kill twice.

[gumnut]

::votes::

::offers to rig election if necessary::

If rigging doesn't work, we'll bring weaponry.

Nutty
(this is all an illusion, I'm actually asleep at the wheel)

[nopejr]

Coherent response unavailable due to misreading as "a sheep at the wheel".

[kittydesade]

I was going to ask you about something, or remind you about something, but I'm only half awake and can't remember what it was. Again.

So, really, this is just a comment of *hugs*

[nopejr]

PPLSUCKOMG!!!!!!!!

[kittydesade]

*hugs tight* They do indeed.

Dare I ask what happened?

[kittydesade]

Psst. Not dead.

[_hannelore]

Harry/Neville, INCREEZ YOUR P1N1S IN JUST TEN DAYZ

[nopejr]

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!