The One Where Arthur Finds Out (Merlin, 100 words)
The One Where Arthur Finds Out
"You," said Arthur, "are the worst manservant ever."
"Prat," said Merlin absently.
Suddenly, giant magical monsters attacked!
"Argh," cried Arthur. "Stop biting me! I need that arm! I'm quite fond of that one too!"
"Um," said Merlin, and then his irises glowed gold as he waved his hand and exploded the monsters.
"Argh," cried Arthur. "A sorcerer that looks just like my manservant!" And he chopped Merlin's head off with one mighty blow of his sword.
"That was Merlin, you idiot," said Morgana. Who was there also.
"Oh," said Arthur sadly. "...bugger, how am I supposed to get undressed now?"
"You," said Arthur, "are the worst manservant ever."
"Prat," said Merlin absently.
Suddenly, giant magical monsters attacked!
"Argh," cried Arthur. "Stop biting me! I need that arm! I'm quite fond of that one too!"
"Um," said Merlin, and then his irises glowed gold as he waved his hand and exploded the monsters.
"Argh," cried Arthur. "A sorcerer that looks just like my manservant!" And he chopped Merlin's head off with one mighty blow of his sword.
"That was Merlin, you idiot," said Morgana. Who was there also.
"Oh," said Arthur sadly. "...bugger, how am I supposed to get undressed now?"