Outtakes
So, Tim and Alfred's muns and I were doing some planning yesterday, and we got a little... sidetracked. I thought it was funny, and since it's been a while since I've updated and the two upcoming RPs are either in editing or still in the works, I figured I'd post it for your guys' amusement. Enjoy!
Me: He going to bring Jason anything other than food? Not really sure what, but...
Alfred's mun: **ponders** Bruce is always bringing him junk, so Al might not be certain just *what* to bring. Shy of a lockpick set. hee
Me: LOL
Me: Jason: Yes, please.
Alfred's mun: He could contact Jay beforehand and ask if he needs anything, I suppose.
Me: True. Not sure if he'd have any real suggestions, though. Well, that Alfred would bring him, at any rate.
Alfred's mun: Al: **ponders if Bruce would realize it was him if he baked the lockpit set in a cake**
Me: LOL
Me: Much as Jason would appreciate that, I can't help but feel that would ultimately make things worse. :P
Alfred's mun: If Al didn't think that Jay might actually make use of it, he'd bake a file into a cake, just for the cliche amusement factor
Me: Jason would find that fucking hilarious.
And would indeed find a way to make use of it. He's a slippery bastard.
Alfred's mun: yeah, Bruce might get a bit pissy if Jason were to actually escape. hee
Alfred's mun: hmmm....wonder if they have such things as plastic [fake] files? LOL
Me: lol
Me: He would still probably find a way to make use of that.
Alfred's mun: yeah, that'd be the problem. LOL
Me: Amusing thought, though.
Alfred's mun: *G* Yeah, yeah it is. ^_^
Alfred's mun: Al's not going to want to make the same assumptions Bruce has been doing on occassion [namely the art supply stuff], for all Al knows what he used to be interested in isn't what he's interested in now.....and I doubt there's an 'Escape Artist Monthy' with articles on how to escape from the inescapeable with only a toothpick. *G*
Me: LOL
Me: Hard to say.
Alfred's mun: hmmm..oh! I dunno if it'd be mean, but Al could grab a copy of 'Guns and Ammo'. LOL
Me:LOL. Not sure Bruce would approve of that. Jason would, however, if only to piss Bruce off.
Alfred's mun: He does know that Jay's using guns and such....
Alfred's mun: LOL Yes, but Al isn't getting something for *Bruce's* approval, he wants something that Jay would actually like/use/read/something.
Me: Heh.
Alfred's mun: LOL 'Guns & Ammo' is the only one I actually knew the name of off the top of my head. They have a 'zine for computer hackers, it wouldn't surprise me if there's one available for customizing guns & such.
Me: Heh. That might be interesting, though given the questionable legality of a lot of it, it's hard to say.
Alfred's mun: LOL Hackers aren't exactly legal, either. *G*
Me: That is a point.
Me: Hell, it's the DCU. We could just make one up.
Tim and Timmy's mun: I'm not sure what Alfred would bring him. And--heh. Yes, we can
Alfred's mun: Also quite true.
Me: Actually, come to think of it- DCU. They probably have all sorts of interesting niche markets that our world, for obvious reasons, doesn't.
Alfred's mun: I think Al wants to bring Jay something gun-related. LOL
Me: Lol. I get the impression Al may be repressing some irritation with Bruce.
Alfred's mun: *G* well, that's certainly the truth
Alfred's mun: What? No, repression is unhealthy!
Tim and Timmy's mun: Heh.
Me: But passive-agressive gift-giving is a-okay, yes?
Alfred's mun: Of course!
Tim and Timmy's mun: He could get him Duck Hunt. ;-)
Me: LOL
Alfred's mun: THe video game? Oh, what an *awesome* idea! LOL
Alfred's mun: Or 'Deer Hunter'. Mmmmmm....
Me: That's the one with the annoying dog who laughs at you when you miss, yes?
Alfred's mun: Though if we're going to get into video games....LOL
Tim and Timmy's mun: Yes, it is.
Me: No Half Life, to be sure.
Alfred's mun: Duck Hunt has the annoying dog, yes
Tim and Timmy's mun: (I used ot try to shoot the dog)
Me: Jason: ... with one exception, I do not think I have ever wanted to kill anything more than this fucking dog. What the hell?
Alfred's mun: LOL could you actually *do* that?
Tim and Timmy's mun: No
Alfred's mun: Sucky.
Tim and Timmy's mun: But I tried SO HARD
Me: I betcha anything one of the Bats could probably reprogram it to be otherwise.
Tim and Timmy's mun: little!Tim: ::cracks knuckles::
Alfred's mun: Oracle? Maybe. Computer games are a lot different than what the Bats tend to mess with, most times.
Alfred's mun: OooOOoo....yeah, little!Tim could probably do it, though!
Me: True, but with enough motivation...
Alfred's mun: Darn it! Now Al is going to have to take Timmy to the mall, just so Al can run across a copy of 'Duck Hunt' and get the idea....LOL
Tim and Timmy's mun: Heh
Me: LOL
Alfred's mun: Although.....stereotypically the fancier stores *will* cater to the every whim of the rich....if Al asks for a selection of video games, as a "thanks for being so tolerent" present for Timmy, 'Duck Hunt' could be one of 'em. *G*
Me: *snerks*
Alfred's mun: [I didn't say whomever would be grabbing the video games would actually have any *clue*. LOL ]
Tim and Timmy's mun: Heh
Me: Ah dear. ^_^;;
Alfred's mun: **looks it up** hmmm.....it's old enough for cartridge....LOL Although there's nothing saying it couldn't be being re-released as part of an 'oldie but goodie' game collection. *G*
Me: Heh
Alfred's mun: I like this idea. It amuses me.
Tim and Timmy's mun: They did rerelease the Mario Games and Bubblebobble, after all
Alfred's mun: Zoi, I'll say that 'Duck Hunt' will definitely be in the selection, but I'll leave it up to you as to whether or not Timmy finds something *he* might like.
Alfred's mun: True enough.
Me: BWAHAHA
Alfred's mun: Otherwise, it's probably off to the mall for poor Al anyway. LOL
Me: Jason: Buy lockpicks while you're there. I'm sure you can find them somewhere.
Alfred's mun: oh! Al needs to give a copy of 'Duck Hunt' to Timmy to crack, and have one loaded onto the computer for Jay to play. So Jay can get annoyed enough at the dog to want to shoot it. *G*
Me: Lol. Srsly.
Alfred's mun: Al: No lockpicks, I'm afraid. I did find an extraordinary amount of cheap shurikens, however.
Me: LOL
Me: Jason: I'm sure I can make do with those.
Alfred's mun: Al: Did I mention the poor quality?
Me: Jason: Beggars can't be choosers and all that.
Alfred's mun: Al: Yes, and knowing my luck, it will break two seconds after you tried to use it for whatever purpose, and I will be forced to stitch shut the resulting gaping wound.
Me: Jason: I like to think I'm a little more skilled than that.
Alfred's mun: Al: Dodging shards of sharp metal when the thing likely shatters would be difficult to do, I would think.
Me: Jason: I donno, I think I should at least have the opportunity to examine them, see for myself. I mean, no offense, but how many shurikens have you really worked with?
Alfred's mun: Al: Not many, but you learn how to spot flawed metal when you have to worry about a firearm blowing up in one's hand.
Me: Jason: Well, I'm sure I could use them for something.
Alfred's mun: Al: Toothpicks?
Me: Jason: See paragraph a, subsection b about beggars...
Alfred's mun: LOL
Me: *grins*
Me: Jason: ... is that a yes?
Alfred's mun: Al: No.
Me: Jason: *sighs* It was worth a shot.
Tim and Timmy's mun: :snort::
Me: Jason: ... so if I were to- for totally unrelated reasons, of course- request some powdered creamer, a metal pipe, a battery and some paperclips...?
Alfred's mun: Al: ..... totally unrelated. I'm certain.
Me: Jason: Of course.
Me: Jason: Actually, you can scratch the battery.
Me: Jason: Unless you're picking some up anyways.
Alfred's mun: Al: The pipe might be a bad idea. I can't imagine Master Bruce would like any creative applications to various parts of his anatomy that might result.
Me: Jason: I promise not to use it on him?
Alfred's mun: Al: I would hold you to that, but I know how Master Bruce can be, and I would not be able to hold you to such a promise were he to be . . . his normal self.
Me: Jason: He's Batman. It's not like he'd let me if I tried.
Alfred's mun: Al: hmmm, yes. I suppose that would depend on his mood at the time.
Me: Jason: He seems to dodge anytime I go for the head pretty consistently.
Me: Jason: Ah, hypothetically.
Tim and Timmy's mun: Big!Tim: And he wonders why I don't want to come visit...
Alfred's mun: Al: hm....I suspect that whatever use you have for this pipe, getting it bloody would not be useful.
Me: Jason: ... sure.
[*is so tempted to clean this up and post it as some form of "outtakes" thing on the LJ*]
Alfred's mun: [LOL oh, go for it! *G*]
Me: Jason: I'll tell you what. I can swap the pipe out with a lot of duct tape. That good with you?
Alfred's mun: Al: On the condition that you don't intend anything . . . untoward with the duct tape, that would be acceptable.
Me: Jason: Define "untoward"
Alfred's mun: Al: **coughs** auto-errotic?
Me: Jason: Oh God, no.
Alfred's mun: Al: **nods firmly** Very well then.
Me: He going to bring Jason anything other than food? Not really sure what, but...
Alfred's mun: **ponders** Bruce is always bringing him junk, so Al might not be certain just *what* to bring. Shy of a lockpick set. hee
Me: LOL
Me: Jason: Yes, please.
Alfred's mun: He could contact Jay beforehand and ask if he needs anything, I suppose.
Me: True. Not sure if he'd have any real suggestions, though. Well, that Alfred would bring him, at any rate.
Alfred's mun: Al: **ponders if Bruce would realize it was him if he baked the lockpit set in a cake**
Me: LOL
Me: Much as Jason would appreciate that, I can't help but feel that would ultimately make things worse. :P
Alfred's mun: If Al didn't think that Jay might actually make use of it, he'd bake a file into a cake, just for the cliche amusement factor
Me: Jason would find that fucking hilarious.
And would indeed find a way to make use of it. He's a slippery bastard.
Alfred's mun: yeah, Bruce might get a bit pissy if Jason were to actually escape. hee
Alfred's mun: hmmm....wonder if they have such things as plastic [fake] files? LOL
Me: lol
Me: He would still probably find a way to make use of that.
Alfred's mun: yeah, that'd be the problem. LOL
Me: Amusing thought, though.
Alfred's mun: *G* Yeah, yeah it is. ^_^
Alfred's mun: Al's not going to want to make the same assumptions Bruce has been doing on occassion [namely the art supply stuff], for all Al knows what he used to be interested in isn't what he's interested in now.....and I doubt there's an 'Escape Artist Monthy' with articles on how to escape from the inescapeable with only a toothpick. *G*
Me: LOL
Me: Hard to say.
Alfred's mun: hmmm..oh! I dunno if it'd be mean, but Al could grab a copy of 'Guns and Ammo'. LOL
Me:LOL. Not sure Bruce would approve of that. Jason would, however, if only to piss Bruce off.
Alfred's mun: He does know that Jay's using guns and such....
Alfred's mun: LOL Yes, but Al isn't getting something for *Bruce's* approval, he wants something that Jay would actually like/use/read/something.
Me: Heh.
Alfred's mun: LOL 'Guns & Ammo' is the only one I actually knew the name of off the top of my head. They have a 'zine for computer hackers, it wouldn't surprise me if there's one available for customizing guns & such.
Me: Heh. That might be interesting, though given the questionable legality of a lot of it, it's hard to say.
Alfred's mun: LOL Hackers aren't exactly legal, either. *G*
Me: That is a point.
Me: Hell, it's the DCU. We could just make one up.
Tim and Timmy's mun: I'm not sure what Alfred would bring him. And--heh. Yes, we can
Alfred's mun: Also quite true.
Me: Actually, come to think of it- DCU. They probably have all sorts of interesting niche markets that our world, for obvious reasons, doesn't.
Alfred's mun: I think Al wants to bring Jay something gun-related. LOL
Me: Lol. I get the impression Al may be repressing some irritation with Bruce.
Alfred's mun: *G* well, that's certainly the truth
Alfred's mun: What? No, repression is unhealthy!
Tim and Timmy's mun: Heh.
Me: But passive-agressive gift-giving is a-okay, yes?
Alfred's mun: Of course!
Tim and Timmy's mun: He could get him Duck Hunt. ;-)
Me: LOL
Alfred's mun: THe video game? Oh, what an *awesome* idea! LOL
Alfred's mun: Or 'Deer Hunter'. Mmmmmm....
Me: That's the one with the annoying dog who laughs at you when you miss, yes?
Alfred's mun: Though if we're going to get into video games....LOL
Tim and Timmy's mun: Yes, it is.
Me: No Half Life, to be sure.
Alfred's mun: Duck Hunt has the annoying dog, yes
Tim and Timmy's mun: (I used ot try to shoot the dog)
Me: Jason: ... with one exception, I do not think I have ever wanted to kill anything more than this fucking dog. What the hell?
Alfred's mun: LOL could you actually *do* that?
Tim and Timmy's mun: No
Alfred's mun: Sucky.
Tim and Timmy's mun: But I tried SO HARD
Me: I betcha anything one of the Bats could probably reprogram it to be otherwise.
Tim and Timmy's mun: little!Tim: ::cracks knuckles::
Alfred's mun: Oracle? Maybe. Computer games are a lot different than what the Bats tend to mess with, most times.
Alfred's mun: OooOOoo....yeah, little!Tim could probably do it, though!
Me: True, but with enough motivation...
Alfred's mun: Darn it! Now Al is going to have to take Timmy to the mall, just so Al can run across a copy of 'Duck Hunt' and get the idea....LOL
Tim and Timmy's mun: Heh
Me: LOL
Alfred's mun: Although.....stereotypically the fancier stores *will* cater to the every whim of the rich....if Al asks for a selection of video games, as a "thanks for being so tolerent" present for Timmy, 'Duck Hunt' could be one of 'em. *G*
Me: *snerks*
Alfred's mun: [I didn't say whomever would be grabbing the video games would actually have any *clue*. LOL ]
Tim and Timmy's mun: Heh
Me: Ah dear. ^_^;;
Alfred's mun: **looks it up** hmmm.....it's old enough for cartridge....LOL Although there's nothing saying it couldn't be being re-released as part of an 'oldie but goodie' game collection. *G*
Me: Heh
Alfred's mun: I like this idea. It amuses me.
Tim and Timmy's mun: They did rerelease the Mario Games and Bubblebobble, after all
Alfred's mun: Zoi, I'll say that 'Duck Hunt' will definitely be in the selection, but I'll leave it up to you as to whether or not Timmy finds something *he* might like.
Alfred's mun: True enough.
Me: BWAHAHA
Alfred's mun: Otherwise, it's probably off to the mall for poor Al anyway. LOL
Me: Jason: Buy lockpicks while you're there. I'm sure you can find them somewhere.
Alfred's mun: oh! Al needs to give a copy of 'Duck Hunt' to Timmy to crack, and have one loaded onto the computer for Jay to play. So Jay can get annoyed enough at the dog to want to shoot it. *G*
Me: Lol. Srsly.
Alfred's mun: Al: No lockpicks, I'm afraid. I did find an extraordinary amount of cheap shurikens, however.
Me: LOL
Me: Jason: I'm sure I can make do with those.
Alfred's mun: Al: Did I mention the poor quality?
Me: Jason: Beggars can't be choosers and all that.
Alfred's mun: Al: Yes, and knowing my luck, it will break two seconds after you tried to use it for whatever purpose, and I will be forced to stitch shut the resulting gaping wound.
Me: Jason: I like to think I'm a little more skilled than that.
Alfred's mun: Al: Dodging shards of sharp metal when the thing likely shatters would be difficult to do, I would think.
Me: Jason: I donno, I think I should at least have the opportunity to examine them, see for myself. I mean, no offense, but how many shurikens have you really worked with?
Alfred's mun: Al: Not many, but you learn how to spot flawed metal when you have to worry about a firearm blowing up in one's hand.
Me: Jason: Well, I'm sure I could use them for something.
Alfred's mun: Al: Toothpicks?
Me: Jason: See paragraph a, subsection b about beggars...
Alfred's mun: LOL
Me: *grins*
Me: Jason: ... is that a yes?
Alfred's mun: Al: No.
Me: Jason: *sighs* It was worth a shot.
Tim and Timmy's mun: :snort::
Me: Jason: ... so if I were to- for totally unrelated reasons, of course- request some powdered creamer, a metal pipe, a battery and some paperclips...?
Alfred's mun: Al: ..... totally unrelated. I'm certain.
Me: Jason: Of course.
Me: Jason: Actually, you can scratch the battery.
Me: Jason: Unless you're picking some up anyways.
Alfred's mun: Al: The pipe might be a bad idea. I can't imagine Master Bruce would like any creative applications to various parts of his anatomy that might result.
Me: Jason: I promise not to use it on him?
Alfred's mun: Al: I would hold you to that, but I know how Master Bruce can be, and I would not be able to hold you to such a promise were he to be . . . his normal self.
Me: Jason: He's Batman. It's not like he'd let me if I tried.
Alfred's mun: Al: hmmm, yes. I suppose that would depend on his mood at the time.
Me: Jason: He seems to dodge anytime I go for the head pretty consistently.
Me: Jason: Ah, hypothetically.
Tim and Timmy's mun: Big!Tim: And he wonders why I don't want to come visit...
Alfred's mun: Al: hm....I suspect that whatever use you have for this pipe, getting it bloody would not be useful.
Me: Jason: ... sure.
[*is so tempted to clean this up and post it as some form of "outtakes" thing on the LJ*]
Alfred's mun: [LOL oh, go for it! *G*]
Me: Jason: I'll tell you what. I can swap the pipe out with a lot of duct tape. That good with you?
Alfred's mun: Al: On the condition that you don't intend anything . . . untoward with the duct tape, that would be acceptable.
Me: Jason: Define "untoward"
Alfred's mun: Al: **coughs** auto-errotic?
Me: Jason: Oh God, no.
Alfred's mun: Al: **nods firmly** Very well then.