First post in how long now?
You can thank Jackie Boston for the inspiration to post this gem.
Fitter, Happier, more Productive
comfortable, not drinking too much
regular exercise at the gym, 3 days a week
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
at ease
eating well, no more microwaved dinners and saturated fats
a patient, better driver
a safer car, baby smiling in back seat
sleeping well, no bad dreams
no paranoia
careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plug hole
keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then
will frequently check credit in moral bank, hole in wall
favors for favors
fond, but not in love
charity standing orders
on Sundays ring road supermarket
no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants
car wash, also on Sundays
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
nothing so childish
at a better pace, slower and more calculated
no chance of escape
now self-employed
concerned, but powerless
an empowered and informed member of society
pragmatism, not idealism
will not cry in public
less chance of illness
tires that grip in the wet, shot of baby strapped in back seat
a good memory, still cries at a good film
still kisses with saliva
no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick that's driven into frozen winter shit
the ability to laugh at weakness
calm
fitter
healthier and more productive
like a pig in a cage, on antibiotics
RADIOHEAD
Fitter, Happier, more Productive
comfortable, not drinking too much
regular exercise at the gym, 3 days a week
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
at ease
eating well, no more microwaved dinners and saturated fats
a patient, better driver
a safer car, baby smiling in back seat
sleeping well, no bad dreams
no paranoia
careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plug hole
keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then
will frequently check credit in moral bank, hole in wall
favors for favors
fond, but not in love
charity standing orders
on Sundays ring road supermarket
no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants
car wash, also on Sundays
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
nothing so childish
at a better pace, slower and more calculated
no chance of escape
now self-employed
concerned, but powerless
an empowered and informed member of society
pragmatism, not idealism
will not cry in public
less chance of illness
tires that grip in the wet, shot of baby strapped in back seat
a good memory, still cries at a good film
still kisses with saliva
no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick that's driven into frozen winter shit
the ability to laugh at weakness
calm
fitter
healthier and more productive
like a pig in a cage, on antibiotics
RADIOHEAD