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Now I know I'm not a bastion of worldy knowledge when it comes to functional relationships, but seriously guys, if you want to get in your lady's pants, screaming, "When I think of you I don't want to think of you with cum on your face!" on a crowded subway is so NOT the way to accomplish that goal (especially if she was just relaying a funny story about a friend's cummy eye situation and the stinging thereafter).
...And if you slip up and forget this rule, just pray she's wearing heels so you can catch her as she bolts at the next stop.
...And if you slip up and forget this rule, just pray she's wearing heels so you can catch her as she bolts at the next stop.