Whats the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb!!
Okay so this entry is gonna be long... you can read it all which would probably be good... its a collection of things i have read or written over the past few years and as I was looking at them today i realized that i have collected each piece handwritten over onto another piece of paper fo rth sole purpose of counseling me when i have hard times... so here are things that i have found... that have helped a little bit today as i thought more and seperated my feelings more.
(if you dont feel like reading them all at least read "The Monkey's Veiwpoint" and "My First Time"
"Still I Rise" Maya Angelou
You may write me down in history
With Your bitter twisted lies
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I rise
Does my sasiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
Cause I walk like I have oil wells
Pumping in my living room
Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides
Just like hopes springing high
Still I rise
Did you want to see me broken
Bowed head and lowered eyes
Shoulders falling down like teardrops
Weakened by my soulful cries?
Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it kind of hard
Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin in my own backyard
You may shoot me with your words
You may cut me with your eyes
You may kill me with your hatefulness
But still, like air, I rise
Does my sexiness offend you?
Does it come as a surprise?
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?
Out of the huts of history's shame
I rise
Up from a past rooted in pain
I rise
I am a black ocean, leaping and wide
Welling and swelling I bear in the tide
Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
I rise
Into a daybreak thats wondrously clear
I rise
Bringing the gifts that my ancestor's gave
I am the dream and the hope of the slave
I rise
I rise
I rise
"People" author unknown
People are often unreasonable, illogical,
and self-centered;
Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind people may accuse you
of selfish, ulterior motives
Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some
false friends and some true enemies;
Succeed anyways.
If you are honest and frank,
people may cheat you;
Be honest anyway
The good you do today,
People will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have,
It may never be enough;
Give the world the best you've got anyway.
You see, in the final analysis;
It is between you and God;
It was never between you and them anyway!
"The Monkey's Viewpoint"
Three monkeys sat in a cocnut tree.
Discussing things as they are said to be.
Said one to another, "Now listen you two
There's a certain rumore that can't be true
That man descended from our noble race
The very idea is a disgrace
"No monkey ever deserted his wife
Starved her babies and ruined her life
And you've never known another monk
To leave their babies with others to bunk
Or pass them on from one to another
Till they scarcely know who is their mother!
"And another thing a you'll never see
A monk build a fence round a coconut tree
And let the coconuts go to waste
Forbidding all other monks a taste
Why if I'd put up a fence around the tree
Starvation would force you to steal from me!
"Here's another thing a monk won't do-
Get out at night and go on a stew,
Or use a gun or club or knife,
To take some other monkey's life.
Yes, man descended the angry cuss,
But, brother, he didn't descend from us!"
"My First Time"
The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, just her and I
Her hair so soft , her eyes so blue
I knew just what, she wanted to do!
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I didnt know how but I tried my best
To place my hand on her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
As slowly she spread her legs apart
And when she did it I felt no shame
And all at once the white stuff came!
At last its finished its all over now
My very first time....
MILKING A COW
so that concludes everything that i have found today to either interest you... or to help me... for those of you who read all the way through! thanks! you must have had a boring day! it has taken me 20 minutes to type all of this so you all had better of read it! well thats it for today!
Okay so this entry is gonna be long... you can read it all which would probably be good... its a collection of things i have read or written over the past few years and as I was looking at them today i realized that i have collected each piece handwritten over onto another piece of paper fo rth sole purpose of counseling me when i have hard times... so here are things that i have found... that have helped a little bit today as i thought more and seperated my feelings more.
(if you dont feel like reading them all at least read "The Monkey's Veiwpoint" and "My First Time"
"Still I Rise" Maya Angelou
You may write me down in history
With Your bitter twisted lies
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I rise
Does my sasiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
Cause I walk like I have oil wells
Pumping in my living room
Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides
Just like hopes springing high
Still I rise
Did you want to see me broken
Bowed head and lowered eyes
Shoulders falling down like teardrops
Weakened by my soulful cries?
Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it kind of hard
Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin in my own backyard
You may shoot me with your words
You may cut me with your eyes
You may kill me with your hatefulness
But still, like air, I rise
Does my sexiness offend you?
Does it come as a surprise?
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?
Out of the huts of history's shame
I rise
Up from a past rooted in pain
I rise
I am a black ocean, leaping and wide
Welling and swelling I bear in the tide
Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
I rise
Into a daybreak thats wondrously clear
I rise
Bringing the gifts that my ancestor's gave
I am the dream and the hope of the slave
I rise
I rise
I rise
"People" author unknown
People are often unreasonable, illogical,
and self-centered;
Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind people may accuse you
of selfish, ulterior motives
Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some
false friends and some true enemies;
Succeed anyways.
If you are honest and frank,
people may cheat you;
Be honest anyway
The good you do today,
People will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have,
It may never be enough;
Give the world the best you've got anyway.
You see, in the final analysis;
It is between you and God;
It was never between you and them anyway!
"The Monkey's Viewpoint"
Three monkeys sat in a cocnut tree.
Discussing things as they are said to be.
Said one to another, "Now listen you two
There's a certain rumore that can't be true
That man descended from our noble race
The very idea is a disgrace
"No monkey ever deserted his wife
Starved her babies and ruined her life
And you've never known another monk
To leave their babies with others to bunk
Or pass them on from one to another
Till they scarcely know who is their mother!
"And another thing a you'll never see
A monk build a fence round a coconut tree
And let the coconuts go to waste
Forbidding all other monks a taste
Why if I'd put up a fence around the tree
Starvation would force you to steal from me!
"Here's another thing a monk won't do-
Get out at night and go on a stew,
Or use a gun or club or knife,
To take some other monkey's life.
Yes, man descended the angry cuss,
But, brother, he didn't descend from us!"
"My First Time"
The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, just her and I
Her hair so soft , her eyes so blue
I knew just what, she wanted to do!
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I didnt know how but I tried my best
To place my hand on her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
As slowly she spread her legs apart
And when she did it I felt no shame
And all at once the white stuff came!
At last its finished its all over now
My very first time....
MILKING A COW
so that concludes everything that i have found today to either interest you... or to help me... for those of you who read all the way through! thanks! you must have had a boring day! it has taken me 20 minutes to type all of this so you all had better of read it! well thats it for today!