"Hi, this is Bo, except not. This is where you leave Bo a message, and Bo gets back with you sometime after she stops being weirded out by talking about herself in the third person."
Three days wasn't much of a delay under the circumstances. Right?
"Hey - are you okay? I'm me again -- I don't look like me yet, but I'm getting there. I kind of remember seeing you when I wasn't, though, and I'm pretty sure I didn't eat you, but check in to let me know nobody else did, k?"
Okay, that had Kenzi sniffling. DO NOT TELL ANYONE. But Bo was Bo again, and she could use a phone, and she'd called. After Kenzi got a grip, she called back, voice all casual.
"...Wow, you sound different. But you know what, you sound good! Um, I was at work yesterday. I'm sure squirrels will back me up. Just please don't fire me, and please don't call the authorities! I'll do anything, I swear."
"Yes. Um. Love? I am not sure I'm quite the person to talk about marriage with, as I have no experience there at all, but I'm always willing to listen!"
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"Hey - are you okay? I'm me again -- I don't look like me yet, but I'm getting there. I kind of remember seeing you when I wasn't, though, and I'm pretty sure I didn't eat you, but check in to let me know nobody else did, k?"
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"Hey, you're sounding way saner."
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"I'm feeling way saner. And less hungry. Like maybe I'll eat again when I'm fifty."
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"...Wow, you sound different. But you know what, you sound good! Um, I was at work yesterday. I'm sure squirrels will back me up. Just please don't fire me, and please don't call the authorities! I'll do anything, I swear."
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"Yes. Um. Love? I am not sure I'm quite the person to talk about marriage with, as I have no experience there at all, but I'm always willing to listen!"
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