Insulting old ladies
An old lady lost her balance whilst sitting down when the train moved, and fell onto my lap.
"How many women just throw themselves at you, eh?" she asked.
"It doesn't happen often," I replied.
She looked at me, and said "...no, I bet it doesn't."
Ouch :(
It also took me over 2 hours to get home. The train stopped for 30 or 40 minutes due to 'an incident on the line ahead', but that's less funny...
"How many women just throw themselves at you, eh?" she asked.
"It doesn't happen often," I replied.
She looked at me, and said "...no, I bet it doesn't."
Ouch :(
It also took me over 2 hours to get home. The train stopped for 30 or 40 minutes due to 'an incident on the line ahead', but that's less funny...