I Found Someone to Carry Me Home

[noobienoona10]

Pairing: Baekhyun/Kai (aka KKAMBAEK) | NC-17 | Humorous Smut | Length: 5k+ words | One-shot

Disclaimer: I do not own anything except the plot.

A/N: Inspired by Fun's We Are Young and these GIFs by henyah on tumblr /oh oh and also this/

P.S. Thank you to theparadoxic for being my enabler, despite fandom differences. <3 #lewdfandom101! ^^

Friday night. He walks

Comments

[noobienoona10]

SPOT FOR DAN MY BREAST FRIEND <3

[haehyukholic]

um so okay.. imma so sorry this is late ;_; but for you and kkambaek/baekai okay we can

[noobienoona10]

CONSENT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Thank you for bearing with me! #lewdfandom101 <3

[nantian]

roflmao how can this start with motherfuckers to smut then cheesy idk :))

but this is the best bc baekhyun = dancer okay i laughed irl HAHAHAHA OTL

good job noooonaaaa!!!

[noobienoona10]

kamsa kamsa #chuvaradaoftears

[byunbaekhyun]

i love this! :-) lol'd at the BFL name & the scenes with the other members were cute n___n

favorite part though:

“Shut up, gramps. You really need to get laid, see you’re all high-strung and shit.”

“But we just did it on the couch you’re sitting on, Kai.” Kyungsoo deadpanned.

Kai spat out his pancake and immediately stood up.

“Fuck you both.”

[noobienoona10]

That part is the best-seller. HAHAHAHA. Thank you so much!!!!!! HATTEU!

[grumpybiscuit]

That was an awesome read. BuhFuhLow is so hilarious. I laughed so much at that.

[noobienoona10]

Hi! Thank you for taking the time to read! I'm glad it made you laugh! :)