Dec 06, 2005 10:54
Top 5 Things I've Learned From Spent
1) Women you meet at bars are not ones you want to take home to your mama.
2) When the band plays the intro to Sweet Home Alabama as a prelude to Bulls On Parade, at least 5 people will bite every single time on the Skynyrd fake.
3) Any song can be a great song if the right people play it.
4) You don't have to go to Atlanta to see a kickass show.
5) A truly good band is one you can see dozens of times and never get tired of.
Top 5 Things I've Learned From Jeremy
1) Life is good as long as you have enough money for a pack of stoges and some nachos from Johnny's.
2) When it comes to women, go for quality over quantity.
3) Avoid the doom switch when playing poker.
4) I am the Nonz. I am also the Noonz.
5) It's a bittersweet symphony.
Top 5 Things I've Learned From Studying Chemical Engineering
1) People will do insane things for the hopes of a good salary someday.
2) Hard majors show you who is a man (or woman), and who is a whiner.
3) Memorization is pointless. The real world is open book, but you can't cheese the answers.
4) PV = nRT
5) Systems engineering and optimization is fun, and I am weird.
Top 5 Things I've Learned From Women
1) Never leave the one you love for the one you like, cuz the one you love will leave you someday anyway and then be like "Man why in the hell did I do that?"
2) Men are irrational. Women are even worse.
3) Women want sex even if they would never ever admit it.
4) Women want what they can not have, which makes it hell on single men who want to find somebody and taken (or single) men who just want to be left the hell alone.
5) Women say they want a nice guy but always end up with the asshole. The solution to this is to be genuinely nice with an asshole facade, that way they're stuck with the nice guy in the end.
Top 5 Things I've Learned From What The Fuck Is a Met?
1) You never know how much you enjoy football until you teach someone from scratch.
2) There is nothing wrong with having insanely high standards, because all you have to do is succeed once.
3) Work ethic trumps a high GPA every time.
4) Exactly what the fuck is a met? MBA classmate: "It's a metropolitan" James: "Oh, so it's a drink."
5) We should all wish to be as secure with ourselves as he is.