(no subject)

[nonumbers]

If my life is just a show
that I have to keep producing
then it's time that you were told,
in a manner that's conclusive
We're like Leaud and Truffaut,
Abbot and Costello,
Scorsese and De Niro,
for we are a perfect duo.

I've heard you often praise me
but you just don't understand
When you're not there to shake me,
Frankly, I'm quite bland.
Like Russ Meyer without huge breasts
Like Die Hard without the vest
Like North without Northwest
No one takes an interest.

All the times that I've been low,
in the moments I've had doubts
when I've lost all hope and lived in fear,
too afraid to leave the house,
We're like Maverick and Goose,
just like Jake and Elwood Blues,
You're the Turner to my Hooch,
you make me bullet proof.

When I find you're not around
There's just something not quite right,
like a censored film in pan and scan
or a movie shot Day for night
Like Seven Samurai without swords,
or John Wayne without John Ford
watching Titanic without getting bored
This show needs to be restored

We're a pairing close to heaven,
like Howard Hawks and Walter Brennan,
Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon,
Paul McCartney and John Lennon,
YES
You're the Chong to my Cheech,
the Zack Morris to my Screech,
the James to my giant Peach
The Hepburn to my Tracy
You're the Cagney to my Lacey
We're Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi!
Without you I feel empty

All I'm trying to say is
I'm Clark Kent, you're Lois Lane
You're the Rosebud to my Kane
Me Tarzan and You Jane,
you help me to feel sane.