Funniest thing I have read today:
"Dylan soon realizes that his fame will not allow him to peacefully live in the Village. His most devoted stalker is A.J. Weberman, who is convinced that Dylan is hooked on heroin and needs to be 'liberated'. Weberman regularly picks through the Dylan family's garbage and assembles large groups of people outside the MacDougal Street townhouse. After repeatedly requesting that Weberman leave him and his family alone, Dylan beats up the self-proclaimed 'garbologist'".