Comments | nontacitare: A philosophical question

nontacitare

A philosophical question

Sep 05, 2009 19:21

If a zombie were to bite Superman, what would happen?

The question came up in a dream last night.

Comments 7

nicosomething September 7 2009, 15:38:22 UTC

The zombie would break his teeth? Unless he had kryptonite fillings.

Or he'd end up a tie-in to the latest cross-book storyline in DC:

http://fanboyz.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/blackest-night-supermanfirstlook2-559x782-custom.jpg

nontacitare September 7 2009, 22:59:51 UTC

The zombie would break his teeth?

See, that's what I thought, but the zombie was able to bite Superman and break his skin. So I don't know what will happen now.

rfunk September 7 2009, 19:55:42 UTC

Now I'm imagining a radioactive zombie biting Peter Parker.

nontacitare September 7 2009, 23:00:30 UTC

"Zombie-man, zombie-man, does whatever a zombie can..."

chronarchy September 8 2009, 17:53:26 UTC

You did read Marvel Zombies, right? Loads of fun, with an Army of Darkness crossover!

wishesofastar September 8 2009, 16:33:16 UTC

Depends on whether the zombie is magic, since Superman is vulnerable to magic. If not, he'd be fine; if so, uh oh.

wishesofastar September 8 2009, 16:34:06 UTC

Actually, if it was magic and he got bit, we'd have to call in Dr. Fate.