I suck at stalking celebrities

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I went for a wander around TV Centre after work this afternoon to see if I could stalk bump into Alison Goldfrapp, who's appearing on Top of the Pops tonight, so that I could kidnap her and make her do obscene things with a theremin for me, but couldn't work out where studio 3's viewing gallery was, much less dressing room 72. Plus I always feel a bit sheepish wandering around in there. So I sloped off home instead.

I think I saw Will Gregory hanging around outside, though.