I'm awake. Ugh. I shouldn't be awake. Far too tired. Something must have woken me up. Wasn't the alarm, I'm not working today. Wait. That 'ding-dong' noise. DOORBELL! Stuff from Amazon!
Leap out of bed. Try to put glasses on. Have difficulty seeing, and realise that left arm has pins and needles and I've mostly missed my face.
Eventually get to the door, to find no postman, and a 'while you were out' card. Addressed to 'V. Peri'. I'm guessing that's one of our upstairs neighbours.
Bah.
[EDIT]
It seems that when it says a Super Saver Delivery carrier, it doesn't mean Royal Mail. A nice man from
Government data-losing carrier TNT just handed me my order from Amazon. Woo!