I cried: I'd listen in for the squeals...I've never heard you squeal. Then I'd feel sort of bad... I asked you to help: It depends what kind of help here. I go so far to say I won't kill anyone for you... I died from natural causes: Aren't all deaths natural? I said I liked you: I'd write it on a piece of paper because we are both probably REALLY drunk. I kissed you: My Dad warned me of this... I stole something: I'd steal something from you. I was hospitalized: Flowers? I ran away from home: You have a home? I got in a fight and you were there: I'd be scared as to who would fight you...then I'd through a few punches and a couple jump kicks with my eyes shut, hoping I hit the enemy, before running. I got dumped: My shoulder is dusty, but well-prepared. I pissed you off: If I pissed off a panda, it would bite me. I did something that you could never forgive me for: Well, that sort of answers itself, now doesn't it?...I'll say "never forgive you" for $5.
What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: I have pet snakes, it could be worse. Eyes: Mexican. Face: WAY too happy. Hair: Guillermo with dreadlocks...what an image... Clothes: Could smell a bit better. Voice: Squirrely, full of squeaks and eeps. Humor: A little too funny for me. Choice of music: Back in the day, music was just some voices in a cathedral, how am I supposed to know... Mannerisms: Mummifying Family: Heard a lot about, haven't met. Body: We all want your nipples. Friends: Eclectic. Decisions: Not too wise at times.
Would You...
Be my friend: If you want a fanta...sure. Tell me the truth no matter what: I tend to do things like that with people. Lie to make me feel better: I tend to do things like that with people. Spread rumors about me: Everybody...GUILLERMO IS GAY! Keep a secret if I told you one: I'd have to write it down, we're both probably really drunk. Loan me some cash: If I didn't spend it at In-N-Out... Hold my hand: Pssh...I wouldn't hold a venomous tree if you told me to...well, I might... Take a bullet for me: Not really. If I accidentally did, I would say I did it for you, for points. Keep in touch: I really try. Try and solve my problems: Guillermo -- 2 + 2 = 4 Love me: I might...if you were a soft drink and some extra caffeine. Have Sex with me: I've had worse. Ditch me: You actually would probably be my ride, not the smartest choice... Use me: Well, I do have plans for a human-sized foosball table...with real humans...hmm...maaaaaybe... Date me: How much money you got? Rape me: You see, I've TRIED...on the volleyball courts...only...only...aww Beat me up: I'll try.
I cried: I'd listen in for the squeals...I've never heard you squeal. Then I'd feel sort of bad...
I asked you to help: It depends what kind of help here. I go so far to say I won't kill anyone for you...
I died from natural causes: Aren't all deaths natural?
I said I liked you: I'd write it on a piece of paper because we are both probably REALLY drunk.
I kissed you: My Dad warned me of this...
I stole something: I'd steal something from you.
I was hospitalized: Flowers?
I ran away from home: You have a home?
I got in a fight and you were there: I'd be scared as to who would fight you...then I'd through a few punches and a couple jump kicks with my eyes shut, hoping I hit the enemy, before running.
I got dumped: My shoulder is dusty, but well-prepared.
I pissed you off: If I pissed off a panda, it would bite me.
I did something that you could never forgive me for: Well, that sort of answers itself, now doesn't it?...I'll say "never forgive you" for $5.
What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: I have pet snakes, it could be worse.
Eyes: Mexican.
Face: WAY too happy.
Hair: Guillermo with dreadlocks...what an image...
Clothes: Could smell a bit better.
Voice: Squirrely, full of squeaks and eeps.
Humor: A little too funny for me.
Choice of music: Back in the day, music was just some voices in a cathedral, how am I supposed to know...
Mannerisms: Mummifying
Family: Heard a lot about, haven't met.
Body: We all want your nipples.
Friends: Eclectic.
Decisions: Not too wise at times.
Would You...
Be my friend: If you want a fanta...sure.
Tell me the truth no matter what: I tend to do things like that with people.
Lie to make me feel better: I tend to do things like that with people.
Spread rumors about me: Everybody...GUILLERMO IS GAY!
Keep a secret if I told you one: I'd have to write it down, we're both probably really drunk.
Loan me some cash: If I didn't spend it at In-N-Out...
Hold my hand: Pssh...I wouldn't hold a venomous tree if you told me to...well, I might...
Take a bullet for me: Not really. If I accidentally did, I would say I did it for you, for points.
Keep in touch: I really try.
Try and solve my problems: Guillermo -- 2 + 2 = 4
Love me: I might...if you were a soft drink and some extra caffeine.
Have Sex with me: I've had worse.
Ditch me: You actually would probably be my ride, not the smartest choice...
Use me: Well, I do have plans for a human-sized foosball table...with real humans...hmm...maaaaaybe...
Date me: How much money you got?
Rape me: You see, I've TRIED...on the volleyball courts...only...only...aww
Beat me up: I'll try.
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