this thing is FREAKIN loooooong...tshirtnjeansJune 4 2004, 10:06:41 UTC
What Would You do if...
I cried: i would look concerned on the outside, but on the inside i would be laughing at your girly mannerisms I asked you to help: asked you to pay I died from natural causes: i'd be really sad! I said I liked you: i'd blush I kissed you: kiss you back, and then tell you what you ate last I stole something: chalk it up to your heritage I was hospitalized: bring you some bubbles and silly string to madden your nurses I ran away from home: break out the bloodhounds I got in a fight and you were there: pull the razor out of my mouth and dive in I got dumped: provide sympathy and beer I pissed you off: i'd give you the look that has frozen the blood of many a brave soul, you'd learn your lesson after that I did something that you could never forgive me for: end it (see above razor comment)
What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: i think your swell Eyes: they can see things Face: you did this thing once where you scrunched up and and it reminded me of a fraggle Hair: it's so long and silky and golden, i just want to lose myself in it Clothes: practical i guess Voice: um... low? Humor: you're probably one of the funniest guys i know, and yet you're subdued. an odd couple, yes, but it works quite well. Choice of music: anybody who owns the soundtrack to beaches is A-OK in my book Mannerisms: deliberate Family: they remind me of mine, which is always a good thing. granted i really only know them from your stories. Body: you could use a tan, and you need to get a handle on that back hair. Friends: i like them Decisions: i don't know
Would You...
Be my friend: i'd consider it Tell me the truth no matter what: um, no. but i would attempt it. Lie to make me feel better: yes Spread rumors about me: only if you told me to... or if i was bored Keep a secret if I told you one: sure, in fact i promise to forget it approximately 15 minutes after you tell me! Loan me some cash: oh ho ho ho, i don't think so, i know what your last name is. Hold my hand: as long as they're not sweaty or clammy Take a bullet for me: maybe in like a fleshy area where there aren't any major things to hit. like the webbing of my toes. Keep in touch: well you're moving out here so i'll need to borrow sugar once in a while Try and solve my problems: with karaoke and beer! Love me: awww shucks sure, as long as you stay nice Have Sex with me: ummm... we're gonna have to get pretty drunk Ditch me: it depends on what for Use me: he he he... yes Date me: aren't we related? isn't that wrong somewhere? Rape me: i don't like this question. plus, you can't rape the willing. ZING! (i'm going to hell for that) Beat me up: sure why not, i don't like my friends to suffer from conceit.
I cried: i would look concerned on the outside, but on the inside i would be laughing at your girly mannerisms
I asked you to help: asked you to pay
I died from natural causes: i'd be really sad!
I said I liked you: i'd blush
I kissed you: kiss you back, and then tell you what you ate last
I stole something: chalk it up to your heritage
I was hospitalized: bring you some bubbles and silly string to madden your nurses
I ran away from home: break out the bloodhounds
I got in a fight and you were there: pull the razor out of my mouth and dive in
I got dumped: provide sympathy and beer
I pissed you off: i'd give you the look that has frozen the blood of many a brave soul, you'd learn your lesson after that
I did something that you could never forgive me for: end it (see above razor comment)
What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: i think your swell
Eyes: they can see things
Face: you did this thing once where you scrunched up and and it reminded me of a fraggle
Hair: it's so long and silky and golden, i just want to lose myself in it
Clothes: practical i guess
Voice: um... low?
Humor: you're probably one of the funniest guys i know, and yet you're subdued. an odd couple, yes, but it works quite well.
Choice of music: anybody who owns the soundtrack to beaches is A-OK in my book
Mannerisms: deliberate
Family: they remind me of mine, which is always a good thing. granted i really only know them from your stories.
Body: you could use a tan, and you need to get a handle on that back hair.
Friends: i like them
Decisions: i don't know
Would You...
Be my friend: i'd consider it
Tell me the truth no matter what: um, no. but i would attempt it.
Lie to make me feel better: yes
Spread rumors about me: only if you told me to... or if i was bored
Keep a secret if I told you one: sure, in fact i promise to forget it approximately 15 minutes after you tell me!
Loan me some cash: oh ho ho ho, i don't think so, i know what your last name is.
Hold my hand: as long as they're not sweaty or clammy
Take a bullet for me: maybe in like a fleshy area where there aren't any major things to hit. like the webbing of my toes.
Keep in touch: well you're moving out here so i'll need to borrow sugar once in a while
Try and solve my problems: with karaoke and beer!
Love me: awww shucks sure, as long as you stay nice
Have Sex with me: ummm... we're gonna have to get pretty drunk
Ditch me: it depends on what for
Use me: he he he... yes
Date me: aren't we related? isn't that wrong somewhere?
Rape me: i don't like this question. plus, you can't rape the willing. ZING! (i'm going to hell for that)
Beat me up: sure why not, i don't like my friends to suffer from conceit.
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