What Would You do if... I cried: Tell you to shut the fuck up. I asked you to help: Give you a couple bucks. I died from natural causes: Investigate the suspicions regarding your demise. I said I liked you: I'd believe you. I kissed you: Been there, buddy. I stole something: I'd slap you. I was hospitalized: I'd visit...once...but THAT'S IT! I ran away from home: I guess...you would have...run away...from home..... I got in a fight and you were there: I'd watch...but not like it. I got dumped: I'd go to breakfast with you. I pissed you off: I'd not talk to you for awhile. :) I did something that you could never forgive me for: Not likely. What Do You Think Of My... Personality: It grows on ya. Eyes: Yeah, they ain't bad. Face: Alright, I'll buy it. Hair: Swell. Clothes: Delicious Voice: Standard, non-monotone Humor: Choice Choice of music: ...also choice Mannerisms: Delectable Family: Enchanting Body: Esquisite Friends: The best Decisions: Here and there Would You... Be my friend: Um yes Tell me the truth no matter what: Yes Lie to make me feel better: Yes...I mean no...I mean yes... Spread rumors about me: Yes...good ones too Keep a secret if I told you one: Um shyeah right. Like I can keep this pie hole shut. Loan me some cash: Maybe...Why? Are you asking me now? 'Cause I...left my money in my other pants Hold my hand: Okay Take a bullet for me: Take it where Keep in touch: Oh yes. You can count on that Try and solve my problems: Psh, no. I've got my own, bitch. Love me: Shit. These demands... Have Sex with me: Guillermo.......If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times Ditch me: Never Use me: Often Date me: Sometimes Rape me: Nonetimes Beat me up: Alltimes
I cried: Tell you to shut the fuck up.
I asked you to help: Give you a couple bucks.
I died from natural causes: Investigate the suspicions regarding your demise.
I said I liked you: I'd believe you.
I kissed you: Been there, buddy.
I stole something: I'd slap you.
I was hospitalized: I'd visit...once...but THAT'S IT!
I ran away from home: I guess...you would have...run away...from home.....
I got in a fight and you were there: I'd watch...but not like it.
I got dumped: I'd go to breakfast with you.
I pissed you off: I'd not talk to you for awhile. :)
I did something that you could never forgive me for: Not likely.
What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: It grows on ya.
Eyes: Yeah, they ain't bad.
Face: Alright, I'll buy it.
Hair: Swell.
Clothes: Delicious
Voice: Standard, non-monotone
Humor: Choice
Choice of music: ...also choice
Mannerisms: Delectable
Family: Enchanting
Body: Esquisite
Friends: The best
Decisions: Here and there
Would You...
Be my friend: Um yes
Tell me the truth no matter what: Yes
Lie to make me feel better: Yes...I mean no...I mean yes...
Spread rumors about me: Yes...good ones too
Keep a secret if I told you one: Um shyeah right. Like I can keep this pie hole shut.
Loan me some cash: Maybe...Why? Are you asking me now? 'Cause I...left my money in my other pants
Hold my hand: Okay
Take a bullet for me: Take it where
Keep in touch: Oh yes. You can count on that
Try and solve my problems: Psh, no. I've got my own, bitch.
Love me: Shit. These demands...
Have Sex with me: Guillermo.......If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times
Ditch me: Never
Use me: Often
Date me: Sometimes
Rape me: Nonetimes
Beat me up: Alltimes
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