Already quite a month, and it isn't over yet.
IN THE PAST MONTH, HAVE YOU
-Thrown up: Almost did, the night in Rocky Point.
-Played sick from work: How do you think I got the time off to go to Rocky Point?
-Cried: Sort of. There were tears. No noises, sobbing, racking breaths, or the like. Just tears.
-Done something you regret: Passing out so early in Mexico.
-Got drunk: Pretty much every few days this whole month. Hey, it's my birthday month.
-Cut your hair: I cut my own hair once a week.
-Gotten a tattoo: Still deciding on the next one.
-Been on stage: Yep, acting class, final showcase.
-Been on TV: Jumbo-tron at ASU W.P. Carey School of Business graduation ceremony.
-Dyed your hair: What hair?
-Did it: Tee hee.
-Cuddled: Quite a bit.
-Fell asleep not at your house: Tee hee.
-Gotten Stood up: Nein.
-Stood someone up: Nyet.
-Gone out to the movies: Kill Bill 2, baby.
-Fallen in love: Yes, actually. For the first time in...4 years.
Have you EVER:
-Been hit: Playfully by a female, punched in the ribs playfully by male standards.
-By someone of the opposit sex: Oh. Yeah.
-Have you ever hit someone: The guy who punched me in the ribs, my friend Jay. I elbow-dropped him. Then he body-slammed me. Three times.
-Shot a gun: Good ol' Shotty is still locked up in the closet.
-Dressed up for Halloween outside of childhood?: Yeah, Brian Y. and I went as Bacardi and Cola last year. Go to the Bacardi website and you can see the commercials.
-Broken the law: Yes.
-Been arrested: No.
-Unarrested someone: No.
-Been handcuffed: Yes, but not for legal or sexual purposes.
-Set something on fire: See also: Broken the law.
-Been scared you would die: If I haven't, it hasn't been a good month.
-Thrown up: Almost did, the night in Rocky Point.
-Played sick from work: How do you think I got the time off to go to Rocky Point?
-Cried: Sort of. There were tears. No noises, sobbing, racking breaths, or the like. Just tears.
-Done something you regret: Passing out so early in Mexico.
-Got drunk: Pretty much every few days this whole month. Hey, it's my birthday month.
-Cut your hair: I cut my own hair once a week.
-Gotten a tattoo: Still deciding on the next one.
-Been on stage: Yep, acting class, final showcase.
-Been on TV: Jumbo-tron at ASU W.P. Carey School of Business graduation ceremony.
-Dyed your hair: What hair?
-Did it: Tee hee.
-Cuddled: Quite a bit.
-Fell asleep not at your house: Tee hee.
-Gotten Stood up: Nein.
-Stood someone up: Nyet.
-Gone out to the movies: Kill Bill 2, baby.
-Fallen in love: Yes, actually. For the first time in...4 years.
Have you EVER:
-Been hit: Playfully by a female, punched in the ribs playfully by male standards.
-By someone of the opposit sex: Oh. Yeah.
-Have you ever hit someone: The guy who punched me in the ribs, my friend Jay. I elbow-dropped him. Then he body-slammed me. Three times.
-Shot a gun: Good ol' Shotty is still locked up in the closet.
-Dressed up for Halloween outside of childhood?: Yeah, Brian Y. and I went as Bacardi and Cola last year. Go to the Bacardi website and you can see the commercials.
-Broken the law: Yes.
-Been arrested: No.
-Unarrested someone: No.
-Been handcuffed: Yes, but not for legal or sexual purposes.
-Set something on fire: See also: Broken the law.
-Been scared you would die: If I haven't, it hasn't been a good month.