I yelled at the tv twice in the first ten minutes of this episode. Twice.
And I used the f word both times. The first time was during the opening title, which I always use as dead time to express rage if the cold open inspires it. "Fuck Tess Mercer," I inflicted upon poor innocent SG. "I don't want a female surrogate Lex, goddamn it, I want Lex back."
The second time was a well-deserved "Fuck you, Clark," when he was telling Not!Chloe about the one little good part of someone that you never ever give up on no matter what 4eva. SG tried to shush me that time but I just continued to ramble incoherent rage about inconsistent morality.
I suppose it's a good thing for an episode to have made me feel anything at this point, I've been so whatever about most of S8. But to be suddenly transformed into the sort of person who will spontaneously swear at the television was a little disconcerting.
Excuse me.