royalty and chirping
got back a little bit ago from a benefit show to help the dude who cuts everyone's hair in the warped tour to bring his two year old son with him on the tour. there was more eyeliner than i have ever seen in my life. + i was the ugliest person there. for real. but a lot of the pretty people hugged me.
my ipod. is chirping. i hate it. i hate apple. i want to scoop out apple's eyes with a rusty spoon and pee in the cavity i produce. they make products that you get all jazzed about and you can hold your entire listening library in your hand but what does that matter if the damned thing only works for a year? you become dependent on it, you can listen to music whenever you want, anything you want. you get used to falling asleep to harry potter when you're alone and your body doesn't sleep right. and you get used to listening to things that make you smile and want to dance while you walk to class. and you get used to having beautiful music to listen to at work instead of the other shit people bring in which is lame and all poppy and they sing to it and they don't sing well... and then it just stops. right after the warranty runs out it stops working. everything you have grown to love just isn't working. and i am trying to fix it and it is chirping. its chirping and it won't do anything. at all. ughhhghgh i just want music. also i don't have everything i need on cd. i would have to make a million. a million cd's. and carry them. all the time. i hate you apple. you're like a horrible ex. i'm never buying an apple product again. unless its a disease curing device, then maybe. UGHGHGHGHGH ITS CHIRPING I'M GOING TO GO CRAZY. i can't drown it out because katrina is sleeping. i just want to install a music player in my head. that would be best.
i think trevor and i are going to canada tomorrow. and i might buy a pretty dress made of bedsheets. yes. ugh this chirping though. i can't pretend to cheer up. i guess i'll go hang out in the living room. or sleep and make the ipod hang out in the living room. yeah.
my ipod. is chirping. i hate it. i hate apple. i want to scoop out apple's eyes with a rusty spoon and pee in the cavity i produce. they make products that you get all jazzed about and you can hold your entire listening library in your hand but what does that matter if the damned thing only works for a year? you become dependent on it, you can listen to music whenever you want, anything you want. you get used to falling asleep to harry potter when you're alone and your body doesn't sleep right. and you get used to listening to things that make you smile and want to dance while you walk to class. and you get used to having beautiful music to listen to at work instead of the other shit people bring in which is lame and all poppy and they sing to it and they don't sing well... and then it just stops. right after the warranty runs out it stops working. everything you have grown to love just isn't working. and i am trying to fix it and it is chirping. its chirping and it won't do anything. at all. ughhhghgh i just want music. also i don't have everything i need on cd. i would have to make a million. a million cd's. and carry them. all the time. i hate you apple. you're like a horrible ex. i'm never buying an apple product again. unless its a disease curing device, then maybe. UGHGHGHGHGH ITS CHIRPING I'M GOING TO GO CRAZY. i can't drown it out because katrina is sleeping. i just want to install a music player in my head. that would be best.
i think trevor and i are going to canada tomorrow. and i might buy a pretty dress made of bedsheets. yes. ugh this chirping though. i can't pretend to cheer up. i guess i'll go hang out in the living room. or sleep and make the ipod hang out in the living room. yeah.