far from lonely

Aug 24, 2007 02:56

Some kid, a little boy walking with his mom on the street today when I was walking to the gym saw me with my hands wrapped and wearing my red hoodie, and he made swaying motions like he was a boxer, so as he passed I punched him, hard, in the head. Then his mom started flippin' out so I gave her a solid uppercut to the vajayjay.

Then I ate their entrails.

I bet I gave that kid cauliflower ear.

True Story.
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