Happiness and Anger
It’s a bit difficult to write down things that make me angry. Same for things that make me happy. Damn. I just don’t do a lot of feeling on a daily basis, I think. I mostly observe and accept. One of the problems with the upbringing I had was that it was very detached and accepting. I’ve always been of a mindset that just accepts things and moves on as opposed to applying a reaction.
This intro aside, here’s some things that piss me the hell off:
1. Smoking. It’s the number one thing that pisses me off. I have such an aversion to smoking that I can’t even TOUCH anything remotely related to the act. And people blowing it around me makes me feel like shoving my fist down their throat until I can crack their jaw loose and rip it clean off.
2. My brother. Because he tears the family up and always acts in his own interest without even searching himself to figure out what his interests are for sure first.
3. With that in mind, people who aren’t selfless and don’t try to make the world and the people around them better. Like the other night at work, the new hire who was working with me turns to me and says, “You wanna take your break now, ‘cause if you take it later I’m not gonna stay here once the clock hits 7. I’m gone.” That just pissed me off. Not because it cut into my time, but because it was such a disrespectful and selfish thing to say and showed no regard for other people. I’d like to have stabbed her in the eye. With a cardboard tube.
4. Bob Vila. That guy ruined my prom night.
5. Vampires. And werewolves, too, for that matter. I mean, really, why you gotta go around spreading your lycanthropy? That ain’t cool, man. How’d you like it if I forcibly baptized YOU? You probably wouldn’t. Especially the vampires. Assholes.
Things that Make Me Happy
1. Puppies. I like puppies. And all other small furry things in general. No, really! They make me happy just by existing.
2. Clowns. Actually these should be on my “angry” list but I ran out of room. One time my dad got me a laughing Bozo the Clown doll for Christmas, and he kept it stored up in the attic until the proper day. But something up there kept setting it off, so all night long there’d be intermittent bursts of cackling laughter echoing down to my bedroom from that shadowy staircase. And when on Christmas day I finally opened that package I knocked that clown the fuck out. I feel kinda bad about it now, I bet my dad thought he’d picked out this great present and then I just cried instead. Damnit.
3. Ice Cream makes me happy. And guilty, too, though.
4. Katers17 (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Katers17) and Minouye/Abbegirl (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=minouye) on Youtube. Everything these folks do makes me smile. Thanks.
5. Pandas. I just wanna hug ‘em. But from what I hear, they bite. Well, poopymuffins.
This intro aside, here’s some things that piss me the hell off:
1. Smoking. It’s the number one thing that pisses me off. I have such an aversion to smoking that I can’t even TOUCH anything remotely related to the act. And people blowing it around me makes me feel like shoving my fist down their throat until I can crack their jaw loose and rip it clean off.
2. My brother. Because he tears the family up and always acts in his own interest without even searching himself to figure out what his interests are for sure first.
3. With that in mind, people who aren’t selfless and don’t try to make the world and the people around them better. Like the other night at work, the new hire who was working with me turns to me and says, “You wanna take your break now, ‘cause if you take it later I’m not gonna stay here once the clock hits 7. I’m gone.” That just pissed me off. Not because it cut into my time, but because it was such a disrespectful and selfish thing to say and showed no regard for other people. I’d like to have stabbed her in the eye. With a cardboard tube.
4. Bob Vila. That guy ruined my prom night.
5. Vampires. And werewolves, too, for that matter. I mean, really, why you gotta go around spreading your lycanthropy? That ain’t cool, man. How’d you like it if I forcibly baptized YOU? You probably wouldn’t. Especially the vampires. Assholes.
Things that Make Me Happy
1. Puppies. I like puppies. And all other small furry things in general. No, really! They make me happy just by existing.
2. Clowns. Actually these should be on my “angry” list but I ran out of room. One time my dad got me a laughing Bozo the Clown doll for Christmas, and he kept it stored up in the attic until the proper day. But something up there kept setting it off, so all night long there’d be intermittent bursts of cackling laughter echoing down to my bedroom from that shadowy staircase. And when on Christmas day I finally opened that package I knocked that clown the fuck out. I feel kinda bad about it now, I bet my dad thought he’d picked out this great present and then I just cried instead. Damnit.
3. Ice Cream makes me happy. And guilty, too, though.
4. Katers17 (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Katers17) and Minouye/Abbegirl (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=minouye) on Youtube. Everything these folks do makes me smile. Thanks.
5. Pandas. I just wanna hug ‘em. But from what I hear, they bite. Well, poopymuffins.