Live-action version of weebl's "Kenya". Man, that's disturbing.
This reminds me of that guy who made his condo in Fucking Nowhere, Kansas look like the Enterprise-D bridge or something, and then tried to sell it for a half-million dollars or so. (I think I may have seen this before anyway, but oh well.)
The Sticktrix. Am I a colossal geek for recognizing the hovercraft sound as the Ghost Lockdown sound from Starcraft?