Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1. Your name:
1. An amazing paradox of a person. Can be open yet reserved, silly yet intelligent, beautiful and not realize it, and loud yet meaningful. Contact may stop your heart.
2. Your age:
A name that refers to two popular firearms calibers.
3. A friend:
a wonderfull name that means "gracious gift from God"
4. What should you be doing?
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See
evil,
torture,
wrong,
cruel,
unjust,
satan,
crap)
5. Favorite color:
Cheery, full of blood.
6. Hometown:
the only place to have the following seasons:
almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
also called winterpeg.
pep1:god damn winnipeg is cold.
pep2:thats cause your in winterpeg.
7.Month of your birthday:
That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.
Who's that guy in the back of the bar drinking from a stein? Oh, that's August! Speaking of him, that makes me feel like drinking.
Let's tilt another down!
8. Last person you talked to:
Sex on legs
10. Your nickname:
an affectionate name given to a lover...usually a female
dunno wht happened to 9