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this gives me giggle fits
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I broke plasticinesmile's X-Box (-12 points). Last month I bought porn for cupofpoison (10 points). In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole spoiledeuphoria's purse (30 points). Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I gave xgothic_slutx a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (723 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!
Sincerely,
nonentityoflife
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I broke plasticinesmile's X-Box (-12 points). Last month I bought porn for cupofpoison (10 points). In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole spoiledeuphoria's purse (30 points). Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I gave xgothic_slutx a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (723 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!
Sincerely,
nonentityoflife