Merlin Math

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BY HELENA AND SAMMY

Math Equations
for Merlin
PART I:

YOUR MOM IS EPIC

Gauis> everyone else

Arthur=BAMF

Uther= UBAMF (Ultimate BAMF) (u-turn)

Merlin= BAMF= Amazing beyond words

PART II:

Morgana= BAMF/Crazy-insane=Insane/Crazy

Gwen> Your life

LANCELOT = BAMF/HOT x Hot+ Hot=Hot^3 BAMF

Gwen≥ Arthur

Merlin=Arthur

Merlin= Tails

Arthur=Heads

COIN= TWO SIDES
The Great Dragon=0=Fail=yes

Merlin+Arthur+Lancelot=Merlin/Arthur+ Lancelot=Merlin/Arthur/Lancelot=Prettiest bromance ever.

PART 3: The Venn Diagram (that failed)

•Merlin
•No daddy at all

•Black hair
•Magical
•Can't joust to save his life
•Emotional idiot
•Lovable dork

•Arthur
•Daddy issues
•Blond hair
•Thinks he's magical
•Good at sports and swishy clang
•Insensitive prat
•Lovable hunk

•BOTH
•Really, really pretty
•Awkward with women*
•ANGST ANGST ANGST

PART 4:

If Arthur/Gwen=Historically accurate; going to happen, then:

Arthur/Merlin=Destiny bond of sparkly fate, already happening,

Arthur/Morgana= Not really incest, not really real, probably not going to happen,

Merlin/Morgana: Double M's, black hair, blue eyes, magically delicious, probably going to happen, and

Merlin/Gwen=Adorable things will never last.

~HELENA