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Character: Haru
Series: Fire Candy
Character Age: 24
Job: Giver of The Talk
Canon: At some point and time in the future, humans became unable to reproduce through good old sex, so the obvious answer to this problem was to start splicing animals and humans together to make halfbreed babies. Deemed 'Halfs' these people usually sport slightly pointed ears, slit pupil eyes and are seen as a subhuman by the general population -- which would make this seem like a chapter of Do Not Discriminate Against Mutants, except that Fire Candy focuses more on gangs of kids that do everything they shouldn't. Sex, drugs, sex, sex, and did we mention drugs? Among the drugs is 'Fire Candy', a stimulant which comes with the Surgeon General's warning of 'May cause spontaneous human combustion'.
Haru is a 24 year old divorced prostitute who happens to be a Half. He's also a trap in so many ways. He's a fun loving, drug using cute face who often both acts like and hangs around teenagers -- though he does have moments where he acts his age. Haru is energetic, and unapologetic. In general he'll tell you more than you wanted to know without telling you anything at all and may or may not grab your breasts and heartmark before stealing a kiss from your man. Haru swings between cute and the occasional foul mouthed sadist, though the latter side of his personality shows far less. Death and violence get him off and there's a certain devil-may-care air to everything he does.
Sample Post:
HELLO CAMP~~~ ♥
I'm Haru! I've been hired to give you The Talk! So many of you are underage... Oh well, it's never too early to start your sex~ual education. Now, usually it goes something like we talk, you give me some money we head upstairs and fuck like horny bunnies, but I've been informed that doesn't work here. Besides, there's so many of you! Even I'd get sore after a while. Instead we're going to have some seminars. Make sure you sign up for the correct one!
Where is my Vagina and/or Penis? A Lesson for Beginners:
In this fun filled class, we're going to talk about where everything is! Nothing says I'm a beginner like 'where is your penis?' after all. No extra materials are needed, just yourself! Unless you're, ah, somehow handicapped in this area, then please bring a fully equipped friend and we'll see what we can do~.
I've Found it, Now What?:
The second level of talks, and far more hands on than the first. It's best if you attend this class with a partner, or two or three! The local undead don't count because when you molest them pieces of their skin fall off and that's just not attractive. They don't even bleed right -- how do I know? That's a lesson for another day.
I'm a Big Kid Now:
The last Talk we'll be having, but hopefully not the last talk ever! In this seminar we'll cover 'aftermath' and 'snuggling after sex, is it just a formality?' though, if you're asking those kind of questions I hope it's because you're a virgin, not because you're a cold selfish asshole!
For those interested in private tutoring or wish to discuss their personal sexual deviance please, feel free to ask ♥ . Not that I just talk to people to get in their pants! You have to pay me, usually, and prostitutes are real people with real friends too. We can do all sorts of friendly things together, especially since your camp has such a varied array of exciting things to do. Like pin the head on the zombie and find-the-telepathic-bitch-in-my-head-and-pin-it-to-a-tree -- ahahaha, I didn't mean torture the toucans! We're just going to kill them, together~ ♥
Er, sorry. Was that too much information? Let's start over. Hi! I'm Haru, and I'm not a good role model.
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Series: Fire Candy
Character Age: 24
Job: Giver of The Talk
Canon: At some point and time in the future, humans became unable to reproduce through good old sex, so the obvious answer to this problem was to start splicing animals and humans together to make halfbreed babies. Deemed 'Halfs' these people usually sport slightly pointed ears, slit pupil eyes and are seen as a subhuman by the general population -- which would make this seem like a chapter of Do Not Discriminate Against Mutants, except that Fire Candy focuses more on gangs of kids that do everything they shouldn't. Sex, drugs, sex, sex, and did we mention drugs? Among the drugs is 'Fire Candy', a stimulant which comes with the Surgeon General's warning of 'May cause spontaneous human combustion'.
Haru is a 24 year old divorced prostitute who happens to be a Half. He's also a trap in so many ways. He's a fun loving, drug using cute face who often both acts like and hangs around teenagers -- though he does have moments where he acts his age. Haru is energetic, and unapologetic. In general he'll tell you more than you wanted to know without telling you anything at all and may or may not grab your breasts and heartmark before stealing a kiss from your man. Haru swings between cute and the occasional foul mouthed sadist, though the latter side of his personality shows far less. Death and violence get him off and there's a certain devil-may-care air to everything he does.
Sample Post:
HELLO CAMP~~~ ♥
I'm Haru! I've been hired to give you The Talk! So many of you are underage... Oh well, it's never too early to start your sex~ual education. Now, usually it goes something like we talk, you give me some money we head upstairs and fuck like horny bunnies, but I've been informed that doesn't work here. Besides, there's so many of you! Even I'd get sore after a while. Instead we're going to have some seminars. Make sure you sign up for the correct one!
Where is my Vagina and/or Penis? A Lesson for Beginners:
In this fun filled class, we're going to talk about where everything is! Nothing says I'm a beginner like 'where is your penis?' after all. No extra materials are needed, just yourself! Unless you're, ah, somehow handicapped in this area, then please bring a fully equipped friend and we'll see what we can do~.
I've Found it, Now What?:
The second level of talks, and far more hands on than the first. It's best if you attend this class with a partner, or two or three! The local undead don't count because when you molest them pieces of their skin fall off and that's just not attractive. They don't even bleed right -- how do I know? That's a lesson for another day.
I'm a Big Kid Now:
The last Talk we'll be having, but hopefully not the last talk ever! In this seminar we'll cover 'aftermath' and 'snuggling after sex, is it just a formality?' though, if you're asking those kind of questions I hope it's because you're a virgin, not because you're a cold selfish asshole!
For those interested in private tutoring or wish to discuss their personal sexual deviance please, feel free to ask ♥ . Not that I just talk to people to get in their pants! You have to pay me, usually, and prostitutes are real people with real friends too. We can do all sorts of friendly things together, especially since your camp has such a varied array of exciting things to do. Like pin the head on the zombie and find-the-telepathic-bitch-in-my-head-and-pin-it-to-a-tree -- ahahaha, I didn't mean torture the toucans! We're just going to kill them, together~ ♥
Er, sorry. Was that too much information? Let's start over. Hi! I'm Haru, and I'm not a good role model.
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