kelsey's lies
1. i can drink so much i drank 5 shots of patron the other night
- ??? that's nothing.
2. i tried not to have sex until marriage, but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. i know it's wrong and i feel guilty so i'm cutting him off. it's ok though, cuz i'll probably end up with him.
- bitch lost it in high school. he will not let her cut him off. they will not end up together.
3. how much did your wedding cost all together? i'm going to have to pay for mine because my parents don't approve of my non-christian bf.
- you're a nosy bitch. he will not marry your skank ass.
4. i got expelled for having a marijuana pipe at school. it was in a sharpie(???????). it was my friends, i didn't do drugs back then. i just didn't want to leave it at home. i only told one person who was going to buy it and they found it in a locker and word got out it was mine.
- it was fucking COKE you dumb bitch. you don't bring coke to private christian school, or any school for that matter.
5. i was a poli-sci major. i was pre-law. i might go back to school.
- your ass will get pregnant within 4 months. try going to law school then, you lying piece of trash.
- ??? that's nothing.
2. i tried not to have sex until marriage, but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. i know it's wrong and i feel guilty so i'm cutting him off. it's ok though, cuz i'll probably end up with him.
- bitch lost it in high school. he will not let her cut him off. they will not end up together.
3. how much did your wedding cost all together? i'm going to have to pay for mine because my parents don't approve of my non-christian bf.
- you're a nosy bitch. he will not marry your skank ass.
4. i got expelled for having a marijuana pipe at school. it was in a sharpie(???????). it was my friends, i didn't do drugs back then. i just didn't want to leave it at home. i only told one person who was going to buy it and they found it in a locker and word got out it was mine.
- it was fucking COKE you dumb bitch. you don't bring coke to private christian school, or any school for that matter.
5. i was a poli-sci major. i was pre-law. i might go back to school.
- your ass will get pregnant within 4 months. try going to law school then, you lying piece of trash.