OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GOD
http://www.blogger.com/profile/3366024 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040519/234/726q1.html THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF IN MY LIFE. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE REALLY DID IT.
HE IS MY HERO.
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit. When I saw that movie about him (I hadn't really known anything about him before that), I was like, man, it would be cool if he actually faked his death, but I raelly doubt he did, he probably actually died.
BUT HE REALLY FAKED HIS DEATH
"For the stunt to be successful, I had to go away for a very, very long time. I figured twenty years was a good, round number that was long enough and would be totally legendary. I've been keeping a low profile, traveling the world, working odd jobs and practicing transcendental meditation."
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I don't think I have anything more to say. I've already expressed my surprise with obscenities and caps locks and exclamation points. To continue to do so would be redundant, although I'm still OMFGing inside.