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[nonamesword]

Ah, I had one of those nightmares again, with all the blood and...they're so scary, I know I practice kendo and all but I'd never actually want to hurt anyone

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[kujaku_beauty]

Um... Captain?

[nonamesword]

Yumichika, why is everyone looking at me funny?

[kujaku_beauty]

You're acting a little strange.

[nonamesword]

I am? Well I mean, I know I normally wouldn't ask anyone out but you guys always seem so happy so I thought maybe I should do it too!

[kujaku_beauty]

I-I... I don't believe this!

I see... What do you think she'll say?

[nonamesword]

I DON'T KNOW I'M REALLY WORRIED!

[kujaku_beauty]

It won't be the end of the world if she denies you.

[nonamesword]

...I guess...

[kujaku_beauty]

Don't worry~ There are always other fish in the sea.

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[thirdweapon]

Y-YUMICHIKA

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[kujaku_beauty]

I DON'T KNOW EITHER, OKAY?!

It's got to be a curse. Lieutenant's all mopey and Renji wanted to fuck me and now Captain's acting like a kid!

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[thirdweapon]

RENJI WHAT

EVEN IF IT'S A CURSE ISN'T THIS GOING A LITTLE FAR!?

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[kujaku_beauty]

Renji said I was pretty! ...but he wanted to fuck me too.

I-I don't know! I just hope nothing comes out of this! WE BETTER MAKE SURE CAPTAIN DOESN'T DO ANYTHING HE'LL REGRET LATER!

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[thirdweapon]

I THOUGHT HE WAS LOOKING FOR CHICKS -- I MEAN HE ASKED ME TO-- BUT I DIDN'T -- FREAKIN' HELL THIS IS WEIRD

WHY IS IT ALWAYS UNOHANA-TAICHOU?

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[kujaku_beauty]

Well, I directed him to a brothel. That should do the job.

I don't know. Maybe Captain really secretly likes her.

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[thirdweapon]

...

Don't talk like that.