A script from http://www.thefalseidol.com/jay/
This is funny:
The Dark Knight Adjourns
BATMAN sits perched on a gothic tower in a thunderstorm, hunched next to gargoyle as rain drips off cowl. Behind him lightning slices through blackness, incandescent. He stares up at a dark cloud-harbored sky, where the batsignal floats as if on water.
BATMAN: [thinking] "If this is about the Joker again -- I swear..."
BATMAN sails through COMMISIONER GORDON
The Dark Knight Adjourns
BATMAN sits perched on a gothic tower in a thunderstorm, hunched next to gargoyle as rain drips off cowl. Behind him lightning slices through blackness, incandescent. He stares up at a dark cloud-harbored sky, where the batsignal floats as if on water.
BATMAN: [thinking] "If this is about the Joker again -- I swear..."
BATMAN sails through COMMISIONER GORDON