Meanwhile, In Yet Another Parallel Universe...
Rotten Bastard
Khan, captain of the
DTB Murgatroid, was in engineering with Generally Unliked
Ifix. The engineer had finished a prototype device based upon the captain’s specifications, requiring only the body parts of two Vulcans to connect the final circuits, and now the captain was ready for the final test.
Khan:“Throw the switch.”Ifix:“I warn you, there’s no way to test it.”Khan:“This is the test. Now throw the switch or I will kill you with your own furry fist.”Ifix:“You got it, boss.”
A shimmering force field formed around Rotten Bastard
Khan’s body, holding stable just long enough for Khan to shout out, “It works!” At that point, the device immediately shorted out and instantaneously obliterated the rest of that universe, save only for Khan and any other matter within the zone of force with him. He was left with just enough time to look around and say, “Aw, shit…” before he ran out of air.