Jan 13, 2006 22:07
FUCKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU
AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU
AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU
Yeah, fuck you, too.
Fuck me? Fuck you.
Fuck you and this whole cityand everyone in it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Fuck the panhandlersgrubbing for money,
smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck the squeegee men
dirtying up the cleanwindshield of my car.
Get a fucking job.
Fuck the Sikhsand the Pakistanis
bombing down the avenuesin decrepit cabs,
curry steaming out their pores,stinking up my day.
Terrorists in fucking training.Slow the fuck down!
...getting oneof those operations
that elongate your penis.
Fuck the Chelsea Boys
with their waxed chestsand pumped-up biceps,
going down on each otherin my parks and on my piers,
jiggling their dickson my Channel !
Fuck the Korean grocers
with their pyramidsof overpriced fruit
and their tulips and roseswrapped in plastic.
Ten years in the country,still no speakee English.
Fuck the Russiansin Brighton Beach.
Mobster thugs sitting in cafes,sipping tea in little glasses,
sugar cubesbetween their teeth,
wheelin' and dealin'and schemin'.
Go backwhere you fucking came from.
Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim
strolling up and down th Street
in their dirty gabardinewith their dandruff,
selling South Africanapartheid diamonds.
Come on.Your wife deserves this.
Fuck the Wall Street brokers.
Self-styled mastersof the universe.
Michael Douglas-Gordon Gekkowannabe motherfuckers
figuring out new waysto rob hardworking people blind.
Send those Enron assholesto jail for fucking life.
You think Bush and Cheneydidn't know about that shit?
Give me a fucking break.
Worldcom.
Fuck the Puerto Ricans.
Twenty to a car,swelling up the welfare rolls.
Worst fucking paradein the city.
And don't even get me startedon the Dominicans,
'cause they makethe Puerto Ricans look good.
Who's this fuckin' guy?!Get the fuck outta here!
Fuck the Bensonhurst ltalianswith their pomaded hair,
their nylon warm-up suits,their St. Anthony medallions,
swinging their Jason GiambiLouisville Slugger baseball bats
trying to auditionfor "The Sopranos."
Fuckin' crackyour fuckin' head open!
Bensonhurst! Bensonhurst!
Fuck the Upper East Side wiveswith their Hermes scarves
and their $ Balducci artichoke.
Taxi!
Overfed facesgetting pulled and lifted
and stretched all tautand shiny.
You're not fooling anybody,sweetheart.
Taxi!
Fuck the Uptown brothers.
They never pass the ball,
they don't want toplay defense,
they take five stepson every layup to the hoop,
and then they want toturn around
and blame everythingon the white man.
We not giving it up!We not giving it up!
Slavery ended years ago.
Move the fuck on.
Fuck the corrupt cops withtheir anus-violating plungers
and their shots,
standing behind a blue wallof silence.
You betray our trust!
Fuck the priestswho put their hands
down someinnocent child's pants.
Fuck the church that protectsthem, delivering us into evil.
And while you're at it,fuck J.C.
He got off easy --
a day on the cross,a weekend in hell,
and all the hallelujahs of thelegioned angels for eternity.
Try seven yearsin fucking Otisville, J.
Fuck Osama bin Laden,Al Qaeda,
and backward-ass cave-dwelling
fundamentalist assholeseverywhere.
On the names ofinnocent thousands murdered,
I pray you spend the restof eternity with your whores
roasting in a jet-fuel firein hell.
You towel-headed camel jockeyscan kiss my royal lrish ass.
"l notice how manyof what I once thought
"were evidences of repression,sexual or otherwise..."
Fuck Jacob Elinsky.
Whining malcontent.
Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery,my best friend,
judging me while he staresat my girlfriend's ass.
Fuck Naturelle Riviera.
I gave her my trust,and she stabbed me in the back.
Sold me up the river.Fucking bitch.
Fuck my fatherwith his endless grief,
standing behind that bar,sipping on club soda,
selling whiskey to firemenand cheering the Bronx Bombers.
Let's go, Yankees!
Fuck this whole cityand everyone in it,
from the row houses of Astoria
to the penthouseson Park Avenue,
from the projects in the Bronxto the lofts in Soho,
from the tenementsin Alphabet City
to the brownstonesin Park Slope
to the split-levelsin Staten lsland,
Iet an earthquake crumble it,let the fires rage,
Iet it burn to fucking ash,and then let the waters rise
and submerge this wholerat-infested place.
No.
No. Fuck you,Montgomery Brogan.
You had it all,
and you threw it away,you dumb fuck!