Gin and Iced Tea
Some Musings About The World
1.) Few people will get to know you really well. And more often than not, they don’t know each other.
2.) If you hate someone because of bad characteristics, do him/her good by telling her about his/her bad qualities. If you can’t, shut your mouth, lest someone hear you badmouth him/her behind his/her back.
3.) Umbrellas were made for several purposes. Being lugged around unfashionably wasn’t one of them.
4.) Properly timed good jokes are like nice, enjoyable presents. Ill timed, they can be as bad as bad jokes.
5.) A beautiful lady works wonders on a group of men. A single handsome man though, wreaks havoc on a group of women.
6.) Keeping track of your expenses doesn’t matter if you don’t keep track of your earnings. (Works vice-versa too)
7.) The (rising of the) sun was mankind’s first means of a signal to get out of bed. Alarm clocks, though made for exact same purpose, actually make us want to stay in bed more.
8.) A good man makes use of his time to do something properly. A wise man knows when and how to properly make use of his time when doing things. A genius though, doesn’t care about time and proper things altogether.
9.) In the current world, pets are the ones who own their masters.
10.) Blood really is thicker than water. But beer is too.
11.) Most of the time, sleepovers aren’t really sleepovers since everyone stays up all night.
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Oh well.
1.) Few people will get to know you really well. And more often than not, they don’t know each other.
2.) If you hate someone because of bad characteristics, do him/her good by telling her about his/her bad qualities. If you can’t, shut your mouth, lest someone hear you badmouth him/her behind his/her back.
3.) Umbrellas were made for several purposes. Being lugged around unfashionably wasn’t one of them.
4.) Properly timed good jokes are like nice, enjoyable presents. Ill timed, they can be as bad as bad jokes.
5.) A beautiful lady works wonders on a group of men. A single handsome man though, wreaks havoc on a group of women.
6.) Keeping track of your expenses doesn’t matter if you don’t keep track of your earnings. (Works vice-versa too)
7.) The (rising of the) sun was mankind’s first means of a signal to get out of bed. Alarm clocks, though made for exact same purpose, actually make us want to stay in bed more.
8.) A good man makes use of his time to do something properly. A wise man knows when and how to properly make use of his time when doing things. A genius though, doesn’t care about time and proper things altogether.
9.) In the current world, pets are the ones who own their masters.
10.) Blood really is thicker than water. But beer is too.
11.) Most of the time, sleepovers aren’t really sleepovers since everyone stays up all night.
.
Oh well.