What the hell, I may as well jump on.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, nomunters sent to me...
Twelve boobs drumming
Eleven cats piping
Ten rpg's a-leaping
Nine stroopwafels dancing
Eight aliens a-milking
Seven cars a-swimming
Six paris a-laying
Five cre-e-e-eaming jesus
Four war films
Three dog soldiers
Two power tools
...and a curve in an angelina jolie.
I'm not sure seven is a good idea but I'll certainly go for twelve, two and one;)