Rumors of my death...

[nomudbloods]

I take a vacation out the country and suddenly no one remembers who I am.

France, for those of you who care, was something. Monty's convinced she's cured me of dislike for all things French --'cept for her-- and that shows what she knows. Me, I'm happy to be back in jolly England, being a loyal subject of the Queen, me. Plus the pubs here are

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[twinkle_toes__]

They taught you what!? Je les tuerai ! Ces bâtards ! J'ai dit leur d'être gentil et leur---

I love your hair. It's sexy. Don't you dare change it. What I say counts so everyone else who disagrees can bugger off! You're mine.

((YOUR BACK!! *clings* WITH A NEW PRETTY PB! Although he's fucking CRAZY in the Perfume movie. We should chat. :D <3 MISSED YOU!))

[nomudbloods]

Took a hard time learning the pronounciation though. Um. Couldn't catch that last bit, love.

If you say so. It keeps getting ruffled, I don't know what to do with it. Can't disagree with being yours.

((I'm back! Missed this place! ^_^ And Perfume was fricking great!))

[twinkle_toes__]

Don't say that. Ever. They think they're funny.

And I do say so. Leave it ruffled! No you can't!

Um, are you talking to who I think you're talking to?

((We missed you! FUCKED UP. AWESOME. But FUCKED UP!))

[nomudbloods]

Ah. All right. Well, at least I make your family laugh.

But it looks messy. And you keep messing it up!

What? Who?

[twinkle_toes__]

No, you make the male counterparts of my family laugh. Not my Mum, as you call her. Nor me.

I like it like that!

[Private]
The...the thing we agreed was crazy and you wouldn't talk to because it's wanted for MURDER!

[nomudbloods]

The women in your family probably carry the niceness gene. Which probably means we're only allowed to have daughters, you and me.

If I knew this fact, I would have grown my hair earlier.

[Private]
Oh, you mean Bella. She's a barrel of laughs. Well, a barrel of laughs with deadly spikes around it. She's harmless though. At least to us.

[twinkle_toes__]

It would seem so. And I'm immensley sorry for that. I'll have to work on that---I, are you serious? I mean, about, that?

I did love your shaved head too. But I love the change. I love playing with it while you sleep, you're very fussy then you know.

[Private]
I don't believe Bella is a she. I will not offend the rest of my sex by saying that. Can you be sure? Is anyone safe around---it?

[nomudbloods]

How are you going to work on that? Your dad and brother seem determined to hate me, so I'll do one better and stick around just to annoy them. And be with you, of course. Uh. Sure. Unless you like sons. You'll have to deal with them if they get out of hand.

I'm not fussy. I'll just have to get used to it, that's all. I'm glad you like my hair.

[Private]
...I'm having second thoughts about defending her, actually. She may well be just as crazy as you say...

[twinkle_toes__]

I meant the--never mind. I meant in general--kids, I mean. I can't help it if they take after their father.

In your sleep silly! You mumble and try to swat my hand away. It's very cute.

[Private]
Good. I've only been saying it for, oh over a year? The woman tried to kill me over a bad joke. Clearly, something is a little loose in there.

[nomudbloods]

Oh, the kids? er. Yeah, I'm serious. Um. Unless you don't want kids, I'm okay with that too...

You make fun of me even in my sleep? If I didn't love you, woman...

[Private]
Maybe more than a little loose.

[twinkle_toes__]

No, I do! I just---I wasn't sure you wanted, that is, I mean...I wasn't sure how serio--- Nothing.

No! Never! You just make me smile. You bat my hands away when you sleep. It's cute!

[Private]

Glad you agree.