Playing with fire.

Apr 14, 2008 07:26

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Dolohov angiewilkes April 14 2008, 03:26:16 UTC
Really? Where're you off to, don't do anything stupid.

Oh, and I have to thank you for that bone-breaking curse. Worked a charm.

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Re: Dolohov nomudbloods April 14 2008, 03:29:19 UTC
I'll keep that in mind.

That's not sarcasm, is it? If it is, suck my dick. If it's not, you're welcome.

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Re: Dolohov angiewilkes April 14 2008, 03:30:22 UTC
The Dark Lord might think you're running off.

No, it's not. I used it on Fawcett a few days ago, it really worked. Real agonising screams and all.

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Re: Dolohov nomudbloods April 14 2008, 03:32:54 UTC
I'm not. I'm just... taking a break. I'm not going where Ingrid Burke went, that's for sure.

Oh. You're welcome then. Fawcet? You're very, very welcome. You should have brought the red-haired git with you. He's got a hard-on for that girl.

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Re: Dolohov angiewilkes April 14 2008, 03:35:36 UTC
Well, best make sure Malfoy and Bellatrix know that...an itinery might help.

Yeah, that stupid bint. Didn't manage to kill her, just maimed her a bit. Think I've pissed off Pettigrew somehow.

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Re: Dolohov nomudbloods April 14 2008, 03:38:52 UTC
And make it easier for you lot to track me down? No. I'll be around, just not responsive for some time. I just don't think it's very healthy to keep getting up in the middle of the night to kill someone every night.

They're together, aren't they? I just can't figure out if it's real or if it's part of Pettigrew's disguise.

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Re: Dolohov angiewilkes April 14 2008, 03:42:05 UTC
Pft, if your body turns up in a ditch somewhere, I'm not paying for your funeral.

Ew, are they? I didn't know that, that's kind of disgusting. I can't be bothered dealing with him, the wet nurse can't keep Kimberley quiet and I'm getting a headache.

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Re: Dolohov nomudbloods April 14 2008, 03:48:04 UTC
Now, why would that happen? I'm certainly not defecting. Can't we take breaks every now and then?

I guess. Why else would he get pissed? I can't see Fawcet's charm myself. ...And I still can't imagine you being a mum.

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Re: Dolohov angiewilkes April 14 2008, 03:50:10 UTC
Apparently not. I wanted to go to Germany for three days, had to make up some big excuse about meeting a Ministry Sympathiser there.

Maybe she's good in bed? Ugh. I am a mother, I just have people who do the hard work for me.

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Re: Dolohov nomudbloods April 14 2008, 04:00:50 UTC
Well, I'm not going anywhere and I don't have to make any excuses. It'll just be a few days, it won't be any different than if, for example, I broke my leg. There. Let's all just imagine I broke my leg and need a few days off. I'll be right back when I'm good and ready.

Please, Wilkes. I'm cooking dinner here. Yeah, but mums are required to be warm and loving and such. You're neither.

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Re: Dolohov angiewilkes April 14 2008, 04:02:34 UTC
Can I break your leg for you?

Ugh, I'm eating supper. They aren't required to be either, my mother wasn't warm or loving.

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Re: Dolohov nomudbloods April 14 2008, 04:05:07 UTC
No. I meant figuratively, Wilkes. I need my leg.

Explains a lot about you.

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Re: Dolohov angiewilkes April 14 2008, 04:06:51 UTC
No, but can I break your leg? It'd be fun, come on.

Shut up. What I meant is that you don't need to be all .. motherly to be a mother.

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Re: Dolohov nomudbloods April 14 2008, 04:07:59 UTC
No. Break Fawcet's leg.

Yeah, you do. Otherwise you'd just be the woman who popped the kid out.

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Re: Dolohov angiewilkes April 14 2008, 04:08:58 UTC
I've already done that.

Hey, I didn't just pop Kimberley out!

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Re: Dolohov nomudbloods April 14 2008, 04:11:29 UTC
Wait for it to heal and go do it again.

Yeah, well, you aren't exactly a mum to her either, are you?

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