Stolen from DemoMonkey
Top 10 Reasons Londinivm is Better Than Real Life
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#10) Your daily work in Londinivm takes 2 minutes to complete. Thats 7 hours and 28 minutes less work than your real job.
(Unless you work for the government, in which case it's slightly more.)
#9) You can wear the same outfit every day and no-one cares. Hell, you can wear your UNDERWEAR every day and no-one cares.
#8) If someone annoys you, you can eviscerate them.
#7) Really, REALLY short commute.
#6) Your female peasants have to do whatever you say, if you know what I mean. Not like that snotty girl at the fudge shop who thinks she's too good for me. SHE WOULDN'T LAUGH AT ME IF SHE KNEW I WAS 10'TH LEVEL!!!!
...ummm...
Let's move on.
#5) Your bank account earns an interest rate 456.25 %. The only way to get that kind of return on investment in real life involves a long plane trip, a tube of lubricating jelly, and a ball of coca resin the size of a tangerine.
Please don't ask me how I know that.
#4) Did I mention that if someone annoys you, you can eviscerate them?
#3) Londinivm still 100% Michael Jackson free!
#2) The crime rate in Londinium is 117 times higher than in real life. However, when thieves mug you and leave you half-naked, unconscious and penniless in the gutter, they do fill your underwear with lavender potpouri and a coupon for a half-price boar burrito at 1100Donalds.
and the #1) reason Londinivm is better than real life...
IF SOMEONE ANNOYS YOU, YOU CAN EVISCERATE THEM!
Meet us at www.londinivm.com
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#10) Your daily work in Londinivm takes 2 minutes to complete. Thats 7 hours and 28 minutes less work than your real job.
(Unless you work for the government, in which case it's slightly more.)
#9) You can wear the same outfit every day and no-one cares. Hell, you can wear your UNDERWEAR every day and no-one cares.
#8) If someone annoys you, you can eviscerate them.
#7) Really, REALLY short commute.
#6) Your female peasants have to do whatever you say, if you know what I mean. Not like that snotty girl at the fudge shop who thinks she's too good for me. SHE WOULDN'T LAUGH AT ME IF SHE KNEW I WAS 10'TH LEVEL!!!!
...ummm...
Let's move on.
#5) Your bank account earns an interest rate 456.25 %. The only way to get that kind of return on investment in real life involves a long plane trip, a tube of lubricating jelly, and a ball of coca resin the size of a tangerine.
Please don't ask me how I know that.
#4) Did I mention that if someone annoys you, you can eviscerate them?
#3) Londinivm still 100% Michael Jackson free!
#2) The crime rate in Londinium is 117 times higher than in real life. However, when thieves mug you and leave you half-naked, unconscious and penniless in the gutter, they do fill your underwear with lavender potpouri and a coupon for a half-price boar burrito at 1100Donalds.
and the #1) reason Londinivm is better than real life...
IF SOMEONE ANNOYS YOU, YOU CAN EVISCERATE THEM!
Meet us at www.londinivm.com