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[nomtv]

I think that last night, (Thursday July 8th), I was suddenly transported into the plot of a Teen Movie. While hanging out at the house of a football player, with 2 basketball players, and a foreign chick, we decided to go to a random house for a random party. After driving 1/2 an hour down Children of the Corn-esque roads, we arrive at a 2 mile long driveway that is lined with cars. We park, grab a few beers, and start walking down the driveway, following the sound of the music. We go around a corner, and the party is spread out before us: girls wrestling in baby oil, two beer pong tables, a dj with a full system, and hundreds of kids i've never seen before, all partying at this sick mansion that has an indoor pool, multiple balconies, and a huge landscaped lawn.
What the fuck happened???