Happy day!

[nomortalfather]

I managed to convince the lovely lady McGonagall to join me on a picnic by portkey, in New Zealand. It was so lovely, the weather wasn't too warm, and someone babbled at us about wearing amazing costume designs for... Oh I forget what they called it, some film - and took our picture.

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[irishhalfblood]

MY EYES DEAR YOU MY EYES!!

[nomortalfather]

What?

[irishhalfblood]

YOU AND MCGONAGALL AND WHAT DID YOU DO, NO PLEASE DON'T TELL ME EVER AND TELL HER NEVER TO TELL ME EITHER BECAUSE I NEVER EVER WANT TO KNOW AND NOW I NEED A SCOURING SPELL ON MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

[nomortalfather]

We went on a picnic, ate food, shared a bottle of fine wine.

[irishhalfblood]

NO! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!!

[nomortalfather]

That is all there was to it, Young Seamus - I don't see why you're in such a panic.

[irishhalfblood]

BECUSE SHE'S PROFESSOR MCGONGALL AND PERCY'S UNNERVED ME BY SHOWING ME HIM FINGERING LADY PARTS.