I'm not sure about this whole world-saving thing.
The Basics
Name: Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins
Age: 1150
Sex: Female
Occupation: Shop owner
Species: Human
Next of kin: Xander Harris
Heaven and Hell
Do you have any previous experience with saving the world? If so, please specify Yes! I helped against the hell god Glorificus. I almost died frequently.
Would you be interested in saving the world? I guess.
Have you ever ingested demon blood? Ewww! No!
Would you be interested in ingesting demon blood? Look, demons don't deserve to be eaten any more than humans do.
Have any of your family members ever ingested demon blood? Well, maybe.
Are you currently possessed by a demon? No!
Have you ever been possessed by a demon? If so, when? I used to be a demon.
Would you or have you ever had sexual relations with a demon? I turned my ex into a troll, if that counts. But the only one I'd like to have sexual relations with is Xander, who I love deeply.
Are you currently residing in or around the area of hell? There's a Hellmouth in Sunnydale, but I think it's closed.
Have you ever sold your soul to the devil? I mean, I became a vengeance demon. That's sort of similar. But not the same!
Would you be interested in selling your soul to the devil? Hey, I know how important souls are. Of course I wouldn't.
Do you believe in God? I've fought one!
Are you a nun or a priest? No!
Are you otherwise a person of religion? Not really.
Are you an Angel? That's a very bad pick-up line.
Have you ever invited an angel into your body? ...I don't even know how to respond to this. Do you mean sexually...?
Do you actually believe anything that comes out of an angel's mouth? I mean, maybe.
THIS.IS.SPARTAAA!
Do you have any experience with killing monsters ? (World of Warcraft doesn't count) Yes! I've helped the other Scoobies kill many monsters.
Have you ever seriously injured a monster? Occasionally!
Have you ever killed a human being? Not since I myself became a human being.
Have you ever tortured a human being? See above.
Do you have any special powers? If so, please specify Not anymore!
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your pain tolerance? Maybe a 4? I don't like being hurt.
Can you ...
shoot a gun? Yes!
wield a sword? I can!
wield an ax? Yeah, but not as well as Buffy.
handle a bow and arrows? Not really.
work a spear? Is that a euphemism?
break someone's face with your hand? Not usually.
use any other weapons in combat? A few!
Have you ever punched a werewolf in the face? No.
Have you ever suffered from any serious injuries? Yes, I broke my arm. It was devastating.
Do you have any experience in jerry-rigged first aid? I could try?
Have you died before? If so, how many times? No, never, and I look forward to many happy years before death, barring illness or injury.
It's all about YOU!
Do you feel the pathological need to make everything about you no matter what? I wouldn't call it a need...
Have you been diagnosed with a mental illness? No.
Do you have anger management issues? I don't think so.
Do you believe in freedom, beauty, truth, and the power of love? What does that even mean? What is the power of love?
Do you like 80's rock? It's not bad?
Have you ever engaged in inter- or outercourse with an animal? If so, list species. No! That's disgusting!
Are you currently on drugs? No.
Do you have an alcohol problem? Nope.
Do you have any prior arrests? If so, what for? None.
Have you done any actual time? If so, what for? No.
Would you consider yourself to be a loyal person? Perhaps? I didn't run away last apocalypse. I'm not untrustworthy or anything.
Is family important to you? Yes!
Would you die for your loved ones or is your own survival more important? ...I don't want to die! But I also don't want my loved ones to die. I don't know! Can none of us die?
In order to save the world, are you okay with putting your life in serious danger, watching your friends die and/or die a horrible death yourself? And this without being paid a single dollar for your efforts? I wouldn't be saving the world for monetary recompense, though I still think charging money for live-saving efforts is not completely stupid, but I wouldn't say I'm okay with it. I don't want to die horribly! And I don't want my friends to die either!
It's time for some MULTIPLE CHOICE questions!
Real vampires should :
a) be staked and/or burned and/or beheaded. Unless they have a soul/are on our side.
b) get the same rights as human beings.
c) sparkle and stalk underage girls.
d) other. (please specify below)
Do you think the Apocalypse is:
a) bad
b) a really good time
c) a chance to visit old relatives in hell
d) other. (please specify below)
If a girl you don't know approaches you and offers you a deal with the devil, you... :
a) take it.
b) kill her on general principle.
c) forget the deal and fuck her, providing she is hot.
d) other. (please specify below) Politely refuse?
Casper is haunting you. What do you need to get rid of the sucker?
a) a good therapist. GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, YOU GUYS!
b) salt and fire.
C) a bazooka.
d) other. (please specify below)
You are confronted with a monster you don't know anything about. You...
a) shoot first, ask questions later.
b) run like hell.
c) preferably postpone the fight until you know more about what you're facing.
d) other. (please specify below)
And last but not least...
If your friend was turned into a unicorn, hypothetically, what would you do to save them?
Depends on the friend, the unicorn, and how they were turned.
Name: Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins
Age: 1150
Sex: Female
Occupation: Shop owner
Species: Human
Next of kin: Xander Harris
Heaven and Hell
Do you have any previous experience with saving the world? If so, please specify Yes! I helped against the hell god Glorificus. I almost died frequently.
Would you be interested in saving the world? I guess.
Have you ever ingested demon blood? Ewww! No!
Would you be interested in ingesting demon blood? Look, demons don't deserve to be eaten any more than humans do.
Have any of your family members ever ingested demon blood? Well, maybe.
Are you currently possessed by a demon? No!
Have you ever been possessed by a demon? If so, when? I used to be a demon.
Would you or have you ever had sexual relations with a demon? I turned my ex into a troll, if that counts. But the only one I'd like to have sexual relations with is Xander, who I love deeply.
Are you currently residing in or around the area of hell? There's a Hellmouth in Sunnydale, but I think it's closed.
Have you ever sold your soul to the devil? I mean, I became a vengeance demon. That's sort of similar. But not the same!
Would you be interested in selling your soul to the devil? Hey, I know how important souls are. Of course I wouldn't.
Do you believe in God? I've fought one!
Are you a nun or a priest? No!
Are you otherwise a person of religion? Not really.
Are you an Angel? That's a very bad pick-up line.
Have you ever invited an angel into your body? ...I don't even know how to respond to this. Do you mean sexually...?
Do you actually believe anything that comes out of an angel's mouth? I mean, maybe.
THIS.IS.SPARTAAA!
Do you have any experience with killing monsters ? (World of Warcraft doesn't count) Yes! I've helped the other Scoobies kill many monsters.
Have you ever seriously injured a monster? Occasionally!
Have you ever killed a human being? Not since I myself became a human being.
Have you ever tortured a human being? See above.
Do you have any special powers? If so, please specify Not anymore!
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your pain tolerance? Maybe a 4? I don't like being hurt.
Can you ...
shoot a gun? Yes!
wield a sword? I can!
wield an ax? Yeah, but not as well as Buffy.
handle a bow and arrows? Not really.
work a spear? Is that a euphemism?
break someone's face with your hand? Not usually.
use any other weapons in combat? A few!
Have you ever punched a werewolf in the face? No.
Have you ever suffered from any serious injuries? Yes, I broke my arm. It was devastating.
Do you have any experience in jerry-rigged first aid? I could try?
Have you died before? If so, how many times? No, never, and I look forward to many happy years before death, barring illness or injury.
It's all about YOU!
Do you feel the pathological need to make everything about you no matter what? I wouldn't call it a need...
Have you been diagnosed with a mental illness? No.
Do you have anger management issues? I don't think so.
Do you believe in freedom, beauty, truth, and the power of love? What does that even mean? What is the power of love?
Do you like 80's rock? It's not bad?
Have you ever engaged in inter- or outercourse with an animal? If so, list species. No! That's disgusting!
Are you currently on drugs? No.
Do you have an alcohol problem? Nope.
Do you have any prior arrests? If so, what for? None.
Have you done any actual time? If so, what for? No.
Would you consider yourself to be a loyal person? Perhaps? I didn't run away last apocalypse. I'm not untrustworthy or anything.
Is family important to you? Yes!
Would you die for your loved ones or is your own survival more important? ...I don't want to die! But I also don't want my loved ones to die. I don't know! Can none of us die?
In order to save the world, are you okay with putting your life in serious danger, watching your friends die and/or die a horrible death yourself? And this without being paid a single dollar for your efforts? I wouldn't be saving the world for monetary recompense, though I still think charging money for live-saving efforts is not completely stupid, but I wouldn't say I'm okay with it. I don't want to die horribly! And I don't want my friends to die either!
It's time for some MULTIPLE CHOICE questions!
Real vampires should :
a) be staked and/or burned and/or beheaded. Unless they have a soul/are on our side.
b) get the same rights as human beings.
c) sparkle and stalk underage girls.
d) other. (please specify below)
Do you think the Apocalypse is:
a) bad
b) a really good time
c) a chance to visit old relatives in hell
d) other. (please specify below)
If a girl you don't know approaches you and offers you a deal with the devil, you... :
a) take it.
b) kill her on general principle.
c) forget the deal and fuck her, providing she is hot.
d) other. (please specify below) Politely refuse?
Casper is haunting you. What do you need to get rid of the sucker?
a) a good therapist. GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, YOU GUYS!
b) salt and fire.
C) a bazooka.
d) other. (please specify below)
You are confronted with a monster you don't know anything about. You...
a) shoot first, ask questions later.
b) run like hell.
c) preferably postpone the fight until you know more about what you're facing.
d) other. (please specify below)
And last but not least...
If your friend was turned into a unicorn, hypothetically, what would you do to save them?
Depends on the friend, the unicorn, and how they were turned.