yeah
1. Your real name: Shakim Alakiam King
2. What friends call you: Kyle
3. What does your boyfriend/girlfriend call you: Kyle or darlin
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Hayven
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Norbert
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: Plop
b. goose: Guggles
c. pirate: Timmothy
d. a hot girl: Bertha
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: mmm
8. What would you name your kids?: Arse Fook and Mya
9.What would you name a ship you built?: S.S. Dickens Cider
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: Snooze it
Have you Ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: prolly
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: yeah milk orange juice bread cheese chicken and steak
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: prolly
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: no
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: haha yeah
16. Nearly drowned?: yeah
17. Passed out?: yeah
18. Had a crush on somebody?: yeah
19. Been stuck in the rain?: yeah
20. Been attacked by an animal?: yeah
21. Caught people having sex?: ew yeah and so has my bro chris
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no
23. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: no
24. Made a wish that came true?: prolly
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream...that i got eatin by a green blob of stuff
27. I'm only racist towards...yall who know me know this i mean shit
28. I don't even know why I'm...so sexy
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Love Hewit...dont worry Diana would let me cuz id let her bone Brad Pitt and that dude from Lord of the Rings who is an elf thing but has a nice body
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...shit or piss when theres no bathroom around
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy...a rocketship
32. It's hot. I should take off my...hat
33. It's always more fun if you...do it like me
34. You can't eat steak without...Dales
35. You better shut up before I...tie a rope around your favorite pets neck then loop the rope over a tree limb and tie the other end to my truck and start driving
36. I really like you and everything but...youre a guy and i enjoy women
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: ask him to do it again then fart on his hand
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: tell em tahts cool ill get the next one
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: pee
40 You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class? stick my hand down my pants and see if i can catch any left over whiff on my fingers
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: rinse out with listerine and then punch em in the temple
42. You had three wishes?: id get that threesome i mentioned eariler, 2 billion dollars, and be an actor on tv
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized: stupid ppl who cant drive to be illegal, walikin around with a beer to be legal
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumping cables: tell her they are in my pants and see if she could find em
45. You had a time machine?: go help Einstine with his math
46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: film old ppl perfoming oral sex with their pets watching...either that or id put kids ranging from 1-6 in a room all by themselves and put dangerous objects in there like knives and granades little tacks all over the floors and a whole bunch of little shit they could put in their mouths and swallowand id film what happened
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: see into the future wonder whats gunna happen
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: skinny i guess
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: box
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: def rock
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: 29th i guess
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan? sewer...fuck afganastan i wanna drill out bin ladins eyes and stick catton balls drenched with acid in his sockets then nail his feet in the ground and give him paper cuts all over his body and squeeze lemon juice and salt in the cuts and continuously hit him in the funny bone and stick somethin down his throat every two minutes and last but not least shove his head in a dead elephants ass and leave it there over night
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: Mental institution...id be messin with everyone like tellin them that i just saw a fairy go inside their head they better hit themselves in the head as hard as they can so the pretty fairy wont die in their head
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: snow board
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: ninja
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following
words?
59. Courage: Heart
60. Driver: drunk
61. Yoga: flexible
63. Roach: eww
64. Mushroom: nah
65. Sprung: boing
66. Exotic: sexy
67. Pythagorean: pie
68. What is your definition of love?: knowing you'd do anything for that other person no matter what
69. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: petite, sweet, beautiful
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: cats
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: skeet or lacey or diana
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: the rook
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: Tommy, Taryn, and Tracey
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: given me a massage
75. What's one romantic thing you've done for somebody?: dunno im not romantic...ask diana
2. What friends call you: Kyle
3. What does your boyfriend/girlfriend call you: Kyle or darlin
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Hayven
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Norbert
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: Plop
b. goose: Guggles
c. pirate: Timmothy
d. a hot girl: Bertha
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: mmm
8. What would you name your kids?: Arse Fook and Mya
9.What would you name a ship you built?: S.S. Dickens Cider
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: Snooze it
Have you Ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: prolly
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: yeah milk orange juice bread cheese chicken and steak
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: prolly
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: no
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: haha yeah
16. Nearly drowned?: yeah
17. Passed out?: yeah
18. Had a crush on somebody?: yeah
19. Been stuck in the rain?: yeah
20. Been attacked by an animal?: yeah
21. Caught people having sex?: ew yeah and so has my bro chris
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no
23. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: no
24. Made a wish that came true?: prolly
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream...that i got eatin by a green blob of stuff
27. I'm only racist towards...yall who know me know this i mean shit
28. I don't even know why I'm...so sexy
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Love Hewit...dont worry Diana would let me cuz id let her bone Brad Pitt and that dude from Lord of the Rings who is an elf thing but has a nice body
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...shit or piss when theres no bathroom around
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy...a rocketship
32. It's hot. I should take off my...hat
33. It's always more fun if you...do it like me
34. You can't eat steak without...Dales
35. You better shut up before I...tie a rope around your favorite pets neck then loop the rope over a tree limb and tie the other end to my truck and start driving
36. I really like you and everything but...youre a guy and i enjoy women
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: ask him to do it again then fart on his hand
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: tell em tahts cool ill get the next one
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: pee
40 You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class? stick my hand down my pants and see if i can catch any left over whiff on my fingers
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: rinse out with listerine and then punch em in the temple
42. You had three wishes?: id get that threesome i mentioned eariler, 2 billion dollars, and be an actor on tv
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized: stupid ppl who cant drive to be illegal, walikin around with a beer to be legal
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumping cables: tell her they are in my pants and see if she could find em
45. You had a time machine?: go help Einstine with his math
46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: film old ppl perfoming oral sex with their pets watching...either that or id put kids ranging from 1-6 in a room all by themselves and put dangerous objects in there like knives and granades little tacks all over the floors and a whole bunch of little shit they could put in their mouths and swallowand id film what happened
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: see into the future wonder whats gunna happen
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: skinny i guess
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: box
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: def rock
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: 29th i guess
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan? sewer...fuck afganastan i wanna drill out bin ladins eyes and stick catton balls drenched with acid in his sockets then nail his feet in the ground and give him paper cuts all over his body and squeeze lemon juice and salt in the cuts and continuously hit him in the funny bone and stick somethin down his throat every two minutes and last but not least shove his head in a dead elephants ass and leave it there over night
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: Mental institution...id be messin with everyone like tellin them that i just saw a fairy go inside their head they better hit themselves in the head as hard as they can so the pretty fairy wont die in their head
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: snow board
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: ninja
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following
words?
59. Courage: Heart
60. Driver: drunk
61. Yoga: flexible
63. Roach: eww
64. Mushroom: nah
65. Sprung: boing
66. Exotic: sexy
67. Pythagorean: pie
68. What is your definition of love?: knowing you'd do anything for that other person no matter what
69. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: petite, sweet, beautiful
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: cats
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: skeet or lacey or diana
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: the rook
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: Tommy, Taryn, and Tracey
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: given me a massage
75. What's one romantic thing you've done for somebody?: dunno im not romantic...ask diana