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[nomorechains]

Hmmm, what with all the new 'parents' around, I'm kind of glad that I was spared the 'fortune' of a baby. How odd, to see everyone fawning like this..

I wonder--

--never mind. I think I'll go for a walk tomorrow~ ♥

[OOC: >__>;; Anyone wanna be Lawr's husband for tomorrow? I figure that since he's gloating about not being cursed today, he'd damn

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[dark_butler]

It takes some getting used to. I do hope it ends tonight.

[nomorechains]

Agreed. Babies are cute and all, but really, this is just ridiculous.

I take it you weren't graced with any young, Walter?

[dark_butler]

Alucard is certain that we are the proud parents of his coffin.

I... am not cursed.

[nomorechains]

His coffin? But then that would make one of you a tree and another a box of nails, wouldn't it~?

That's always good news, is it not~?

[dark_butler]

You would think, but I also have a friend whose beloved child is a bowl of ice cream, and another is doting on her garlic braid.

It would be, were it not for the fact that I cannot dote on "our child" the way Alucard might prefer.

[nomorechains]

..Ice cream and... a garlic braid? How very random..

If he questions you about it, you can just tell him that it's 'tough love'~ ♥

[dark_butler]

But then I hear, "Oh, Angel, how can you say that?"

[nomorechains]

...wow, I don't even know this Alucard, and that's a little bit frightening. You can't possibly be serious, can you?

[dark_butler]

Frightening?

Yes, I'm serious. He wanted it to sleep in bed with us last night.

[nomorechains]

Maybe it's just me, but calling someone 'Angel' is just... a strange, strange thing. Awkward, if you will.

I'm not even sure how a coffin would fit into a bed..

[dark_butler]

Angel is his pet name for me. I was known as the Angel of Death during my active years of service to Hellsing.

We compromised by both sleeping in the coffin when I pointed out that it wouldn't fit in the bed. He said it had been having a nightmare.

[nomorechains]

Were you? Then I suppose it's not so awkward, at least not for you.. What is Hellsing, if I may ask?

A nightmare? How cute~ ♥

[dark_butler]

Alucard is the only one who can get away with calling me that. Hellsing was the organization I served for most of my life. We protected England from supernatural threats, particularly vampires.

Cute? Perhaps if you knew Coffin outside of curses.

[nomorechains]

Protected from vampires? Then, wouldn't that have included you?

Is it a sentient being, then? ♥

[dark_butler]

I became a vampire and died a final death in my world less than a day later.

That is open to interpretation, but after a fashion, I suppose the answer is yes.

[nomorechains]

..I see. I had no idea. Ignorance on my part, I guess..

After a fashion? I'm.. not sure how that's really possible..