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So the evening wasn't wasted. Hallie and I split up at The Bronze. No doubt she enjoyed an evening of good, care-free vengeance. I envied her. At least for the care-free part.
I smirked as I let myself into my apartment. Good vengeance, well, it wasn't my best ever, this had been no Bolshevik Revolution, but it was passable. Besides, you can only work with what you're given.
The blonde turned out to be fun. She was a student at UC Sunnydale. One of those Greek sorority types. She fit every single stereotype Hollywood ever threw out there. Blonde, blue-eyed, shallow, gullible, and dumber than a rock. Caitlin, poor Caitlin, she'd caught her boyfriend cheating on her. Repeatedly. With at least three other girls. One of them her Little Sister in her sorority. Oh, horror of horrors! This girl doesn't even know what real pain is. But I digress.
Two of the "other girls" were cheerleaders. She'd muttered something about "he thinks they're so drop-dead gorgeous, wish they'd lose those looks"...so I obliged there. She saved her real venom for the Lil Sis and her ex. I borrowed an idea from Xander for that. His penis got diseases and all. Well, Mr. College Quarterback has the same thing, a whopping case of syphilis. As does sweet Lil Sis. The other cheerleaders, aside from horrible cases of acne and dry skin no amount of Jergens will cure, can help the campus populace by spreading crabs and gonorrhea.
*sighs*
Look, I know it's not my best ever, in fact, it's rather tame. But it's a start, okay? And that's something. I plan on going out tomorrow...I wonder if Caitlin will have enough sense to not go for some insanely hot break-up sex with the quartback. Otherwise...her problem.
I just had an idea. Why not use the shop to my full advantage? It's mine now. Giles left, the Magic Box belongs to me. Says so in the deed. He has no say in how I run it anymore! So...I think there needs to be a sale in love spell supplies.
Oh, love potions and spells always cause havoc. And when a wronged girl comes in, I'll be able to point her in the right direction. Maybe I could start a sort of "Lonely Hearts Club". I mean, not call it that, that is sooo lame.
Think I'll get started on making a few new signs to hang in the window and around the store. Oh, this will be good.
I just hope that Hallie doesn't think me too lame and weak when she gets wind of the not-so top-notch vengeance I did tonight. But, hey, at least I know syphilis hurts.
*smirks* Too bad that quarterback guy didn't make it with Xander. I could have gotten them both with that.
I smirked as I let myself into my apartment. Good vengeance, well, it wasn't my best ever, this had been no Bolshevik Revolution, but it was passable. Besides, you can only work with what you're given.
The blonde turned out to be fun. She was a student at UC Sunnydale. One of those Greek sorority types. She fit every single stereotype Hollywood ever threw out there. Blonde, blue-eyed, shallow, gullible, and dumber than a rock. Caitlin, poor Caitlin, she'd caught her boyfriend cheating on her. Repeatedly. With at least three other girls. One of them her Little Sister in her sorority. Oh, horror of horrors! This girl doesn't even know what real pain is. But I digress.
Two of the "other girls" were cheerleaders. She'd muttered something about "he thinks they're so drop-dead gorgeous, wish they'd lose those looks"...so I obliged there. She saved her real venom for the Lil Sis and her ex. I borrowed an idea from Xander for that. His penis got diseases and all. Well, Mr. College Quarterback has the same thing, a whopping case of syphilis. As does sweet Lil Sis. The other cheerleaders, aside from horrible cases of acne and dry skin no amount of Jergens will cure, can help the campus populace by spreading crabs and gonorrhea.
*sighs*
Look, I know it's not my best ever, in fact, it's rather tame. But it's a start, okay? And that's something. I plan on going out tomorrow...I wonder if Caitlin will have enough sense to not go for some insanely hot break-up sex with the quartback. Otherwise...her problem.
I just had an idea. Why not use the shop to my full advantage? It's mine now. Giles left, the Magic Box belongs to me. Says so in the deed. He has no say in how I run it anymore! So...I think there needs to be a sale in love spell supplies.
Oh, love potions and spells always cause havoc. And when a wronged girl comes in, I'll be able to point her in the right direction. Maybe I could start a sort of "Lonely Hearts Club". I mean, not call it that, that is sooo lame.
Think I'll get started on making a few new signs to hang in the window and around the store. Oh, this will be good.
I just hope that Hallie doesn't think me too lame and weak when she gets wind of the not-so top-notch vengeance I did tonight. But, hey, at least I know syphilis hurts.
*smirks* Too bad that quarterback guy didn't make it with Xander. I could have gotten them both with that.