"Some Cupid kills with arrows...others with traps"
x girl0nthewing: excuse me sir
x girl0nthewing: do i know you?
xCntxSlwxDwnx: oh i don't believe we've met.
x girl0nthewing: oh really?
x girl0nthewing: it's strange that i would see you here then.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: really.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: i come here quite often
x girl0nthewing: i was just going to ask that.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: ahh yes well, i don't mean to stroke myself but i'm quite the cake walker
xCntxSlwxDwnx: needlesstosay, i foudn it imperative to attend this walk of cakes
x girl0nthewing: and walk on the cakes you shall
x girl0nthewing: for you seem quite skilled at the art.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: well yes
x girl0nthewing: do you have a name by chance?
x girl0nthewing: a sign?
x girl0nthewing: a number?
xCntxSlwxDwnx: oh yes, sagittarius thank you
xCntxSlwxDwnx: i go by robert
xCntxSlwxDwnx: of fuck
xCntxSlwxDwnx: oh*
xCntxSlwxDwnx: dude that's ur boyfriend right?
xCntxSlwxDwnx: dammit, i didn't want to say brett or mr. gallo
xCntxSlwxDwnx: so i used my middle name
xCntxSlwxDwnx: dammit, i just screwed that whole thing up
x girl0nthewing: resume the positon. never get out of character silly.
x girl0nthewing: jeasm. it's too late.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: character? what ever do u mean?
x girl0nthewing: he lost it.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: duel me, you must!
xCntxSlwxDwnx: you have dishonored my family name
x girl0nthewing: seems a shame that such a fine walker of cakes would meet their demise by my hand.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: u MUST duel me!
xCntxSlwxDwnx: u shall fall...beneath thy cake.
x girl0nthewing: fall beneath thy cake? beaneath the very cake thou walkst upon? the very cake that your kin have tread upon? would you do your family such shame as to let me rest below it?
xCntxSlwxDwnx: by sir jocab's trousers, of course not...
xCntxSlwxDwnx: u are to be buried in a ditch
xCntxSlwxDwnx: to wither
xCntxSlwxDwnx: and we will feast upon your burial, and there will be cake
xCntxSlwxDwnx: along with dancing
xCntxSlwxDwnx: oh the DANCING
xCntxSlwxDwnx: how elegantly my dancers dance
xCntxSlwxDwnx: they shall tip toe across thy grave
x girl0nthewing: tis a shame i shall not be taking part in this dance
xCntxSlwxDwnx: tis
xCntxSlwxDwnx: give me thy cake and unsheath thy sword...
xCntxSlwxDwnx: the quality of my cake walking is not to be hindered by such a heel biter as yourself
x girl0nthewing: oh I bite my thumb at you.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: oh thy thumb biter you are my only true complement. was ever such a woman witenessed by such a walker of cakes?
xCntxSlwxDwnx: i can't believe it to e
xCntxSlwxDwnx: be*
xCntxSlwxDwnx: lord, what a fool you have made of me...
xCntxSlwxDwnx: my only love, sprung from my only hate!
xCntxSlwxDwnx: (ok, i admit, i had to steal that one)
xCntxSlwxDwnx: (goddam romeo)
x girl0nthewing: haha(i stole the thumb biting thing from the servingsman)
xCntxSlwxDwnx: (it sounded familiar)
xCntxSlwxDwnx: but mine you must be, together until we can no longer see the stars
x girl0nthewing: but my name is emnity to the cakewalkers
xCntxSlwxDwnx: then we run, with haste
x girl0nthewing: run with haste? but to where? there is no escaping thy name!
xCntxSlwxDwnx: quite a loaded statement thy name is
xCntxSlwxDwnx: we'll run to tomorrow
xCntxSlwxDwnx: where thy name is forgotten
x girl0nthewing: where is there such a land?
xCntxSlwxDwnx: *points* by that farmhouse...yonder
x girl0nthewing: the one by the hill?
xCntxSlwxDwnx: excuse you? no of course not, near thy brook
x girl0nthewing: once we arrive at the farm house oer near thy brook where shall our path lead?
xCntxSlwxDwnx: oh, let these hearts negotiate their own troubles
xCntxSlwxDwnx: we are but vessels to them
xCntxSlwxDwnx: (again as shakespeare would say, in one way or another???) the path of true love never runs smooth
x girl0nthewing: and oh what should thou do if our hideaway was ever spotted by a walker of thy cake.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: oh what thy cakewalkers dare do, we will be forbode to love again
xCntxSlwxDwnx: but content with eachother we will be led to death
x girl0nthewing: if there are consequences of love let them be death. in death we will rest in peace and love.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: (am i plagiarizing yet?) for a man named shakespeare once said, some cupid kills with arrows...and others with traps
xCntxSlwxDwnx: (why do i remember these? i slept in class)
x girl0nthewing: (haha me too but i loved reading it)
xCntxSlwxDwnx: (oh i didn't appreciate it at the time, but how lovely it is spoken)
xCntxSlwxDwnx: (should we take these parentheses off?)
x girl0nthewing: sure. it's a deal.
x girl0nthewing: do i know you?
xCntxSlwxDwnx: oh i don't believe we've met.
x girl0nthewing: oh really?
x girl0nthewing: it's strange that i would see you here then.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: really.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: i come here quite often
x girl0nthewing: i was just going to ask that.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: ahh yes well, i don't mean to stroke myself but i'm quite the cake walker
xCntxSlwxDwnx: needlesstosay, i foudn it imperative to attend this walk of cakes
x girl0nthewing: and walk on the cakes you shall
x girl0nthewing: for you seem quite skilled at the art.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: well yes
x girl0nthewing: do you have a name by chance?
x girl0nthewing: a sign?
x girl0nthewing: a number?
xCntxSlwxDwnx: oh yes, sagittarius thank you
xCntxSlwxDwnx: i go by robert
xCntxSlwxDwnx: of fuck
xCntxSlwxDwnx: oh*
xCntxSlwxDwnx: dude that's ur boyfriend right?
xCntxSlwxDwnx: dammit, i didn't want to say brett or mr. gallo
xCntxSlwxDwnx: so i used my middle name
xCntxSlwxDwnx: dammit, i just screwed that whole thing up
x girl0nthewing: resume the positon. never get out of character silly.
x girl0nthewing: jeasm. it's too late.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: character? what ever do u mean?
x girl0nthewing: he lost it.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: duel me, you must!
xCntxSlwxDwnx: you have dishonored my family name
x girl0nthewing: seems a shame that such a fine walker of cakes would meet their demise by my hand.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: u MUST duel me!
xCntxSlwxDwnx: u shall fall...beneath thy cake.
x girl0nthewing: fall beneath thy cake? beaneath the very cake thou walkst upon? the very cake that your kin have tread upon? would you do your family such shame as to let me rest below it?
xCntxSlwxDwnx: by sir jocab's trousers, of course not...
xCntxSlwxDwnx: u are to be buried in a ditch
xCntxSlwxDwnx: to wither
xCntxSlwxDwnx: and we will feast upon your burial, and there will be cake
xCntxSlwxDwnx: along with dancing
xCntxSlwxDwnx: oh the DANCING
xCntxSlwxDwnx: how elegantly my dancers dance
xCntxSlwxDwnx: they shall tip toe across thy grave
x girl0nthewing: tis a shame i shall not be taking part in this dance
xCntxSlwxDwnx: tis
xCntxSlwxDwnx: give me thy cake and unsheath thy sword...
xCntxSlwxDwnx: the quality of my cake walking is not to be hindered by such a heel biter as yourself
x girl0nthewing: oh I bite my thumb at you.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: oh thy thumb biter you are my only true complement. was ever such a woman witenessed by such a walker of cakes?
xCntxSlwxDwnx: i can't believe it to e
xCntxSlwxDwnx: be*
xCntxSlwxDwnx: lord, what a fool you have made of me...
xCntxSlwxDwnx: my only love, sprung from my only hate!
xCntxSlwxDwnx: (ok, i admit, i had to steal that one)
xCntxSlwxDwnx: (goddam romeo)
x girl0nthewing: haha(i stole the thumb biting thing from the servingsman)
xCntxSlwxDwnx: (it sounded familiar)
xCntxSlwxDwnx: but mine you must be, together until we can no longer see the stars
x girl0nthewing: but my name is emnity to the cakewalkers
xCntxSlwxDwnx: then we run, with haste
x girl0nthewing: run with haste? but to where? there is no escaping thy name!
xCntxSlwxDwnx: quite a loaded statement thy name is
xCntxSlwxDwnx: we'll run to tomorrow
xCntxSlwxDwnx: where thy name is forgotten
x girl0nthewing: where is there such a land?
xCntxSlwxDwnx: *points* by that farmhouse...yonder
x girl0nthewing: the one by the hill?
xCntxSlwxDwnx: excuse you? no of course not, near thy brook
x girl0nthewing: once we arrive at the farm house oer near thy brook where shall our path lead?
xCntxSlwxDwnx: oh, let these hearts negotiate their own troubles
xCntxSlwxDwnx: we are but vessels to them
xCntxSlwxDwnx: (again as shakespeare would say, in one way or another???) the path of true love never runs smooth
x girl0nthewing: and oh what should thou do if our hideaway was ever spotted by a walker of thy cake.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: oh what thy cakewalkers dare do, we will be forbode to love again
xCntxSlwxDwnx: but content with eachother we will be led to death
x girl0nthewing: if there are consequences of love let them be death. in death we will rest in peace and love.
xCntxSlwxDwnx: (am i plagiarizing yet?) for a man named shakespeare once said, some cupid kills with arrows...and others with traps
xCntxSlwxDwnx: (why do i remember these? i slept in class)
x girl0nthewing: (haha me too but i loved reading it)
xCntxSlwxDwnx: (oh i didn't appreciate it at the time, but how lovely it is spoken)
xCntxSlwxDwnx: (should we take these parentheses off?)
x girl0nthewing: sure. it's a deal.