I really wish...
That my mother's boyfriend wouldn't make constant allusions to their sex life in the Christmas letter.
Actually, come to think of it, I wish they wouldn't send out the Christmas letter at all. It's embarrassing, badly written, poorly spelled, and punctuated poorly.
Also, my major is not international studies, it's rude to plug your vacation rental business in Christmas letters, PhD is not spelled P.H.D, and making out our tenant to be a prostitute by saying that she gives nightly massages in the back is trashy. Also, making jokes about having people committed to mental institutions is insensitive, ugly, and rude, I know for a fact that my mom's boyfriend has never read Freud, and using him just to make sexual innuendos is even less classy than the business plug.
I need to intercept and destroy that thing before it reaches my boyfriend's family's house.
Actually, come to think of it, I wish they wouldn't send out the Christmas letter at all. It's embarrassing, badly written, poorly spelled, and punctuated poorly.
Also, my major is not international studies, it's rude to plug your vacation rental business in Christmas letters, PhD is not spelled P.H.D, and making out our tenant to be a prostitute by saying that she gives nightly massages in the back is trashy. Also, making jokes about having people committed to mental institutions is insensitive, ugly, and rude, I know for a fact that my mom's boyfriend has never read Freud, and using him just to make sexual innuendos is even less classy than the business plug.
I need to intercept and destroy that thing before it reaches my boyfriend's family's house.