'The boy I want to date' as written by Naomi Whittard
Haha I've been looking at old journal entries of mine... and I came across this list that I compiled on January 1st after my terrible New Years date.
This is the boy I want to date (in point form):
-A boy who dresses well and tells me how hot my shoes are (he'd recognise
Jimmy Choo's).
-Someone who drinks as much coffee as I do.
-Someone open-minded but not fruity and has opinions without trying to agree
with everything I say. In fact, I hate it when people agree with me. I mean,
he doesn't need to LIKE Bon Jovi, he just needs to sing it to me when I'm
sad.
- Someone who will drink red wine with me with The Bronx on really loud.
-Someone who appreciates things about me; my predisposition to giggle at
nothing and my extensive knowledge of the world's greatest Ballerina's.*
-Non-clingy. He likes doing his own shit. I like doing mine too.
-He doesn't freak out and he's not insecure because he knows he's awesome.
-BOYS DONT GIGGLE. Especially not in bed.
-He doesnt want to meet my family because that's lame.*
-Someone intelligent and funny to compensate for my very specific sense of humor.*
-This boy doesn't mind dancing and doesn't mind watching me dance.*
-He also understands my fear of cats.*
-And he knows that I look best in red.*
Out of the 13 points listed above, Nic scores a 6 (the ones marked with an asterisks). hahaha But Nic is the love of my life and the perfect boy for me!!!
But he dresses like a nerd and I'd bet my Jawbreaker records that he doesn't know what Jimmy Choo's are.
He doesn't drink Coffee.
He doesn't like Bon Jovi and definitely WONT sing it.
He doesn't drink alcohol or like the Bronx.
He's clingy because he loves me and because I am clingy and because we like being clingy.
He is insecure and it's adorable.
No comment on the giggling.
So yeah.
Funny how my needs and desires have changed.
This is the boy I want to date (in point form):
-A boy who dresses well and tells me how hot my shoes are (he'd recognise
Jimmy Choo's).
-Someone who drinks as much coffee as I do.
-Someone open-minded but not fruity and has opinions without trying to agree
with everything I say. In fact, I hate it when people agree with me. I mean,
he doesn't need to LIKE Bon Jovi, he just needs to sing it to me when I'm
sad.
- Someone who will drink red wine with me with The Bronx on really loud.
-Someone who appreciates things about me; my predisposition to giggle at
nothing and my extensive knowledge of the world's greatest Ballerina's.*
-Non-clingy. He likes doing his own shit. I like doing mine too.
-He doesn't freak out and he's not insecure because he knows he's awesome.
-BOYS DONT GIGGLE. Especially not in bed.
-He doesnt want to meet my family because that's lame.*
-Someone intelligent and funny to compensate for my very specific sense of humor.*
-This boy doesn't mind dancing and doesn't mind watching me dance.*
-He also understands my fear of cats.*
-And he knows that I look best in red.*
Out of the 13 points listed above, Nic scores a 6 (the ones marked with an asterisks). hahaha But Nic is the love of my life and the perfect boy for me!!!
But he dresses like a nerd and I'd bet my Jawbreaker records that he doesn't know what Jimmy Choo's are.
He doesn't drink Coffee.
He doesn't like Bon Jovi and definitely WONT sing it.
He doesn't drink alcohol or like the Bronx.
He's clingy because he loves me and because I am clingy and because we like being clingy.
He is insecure and it's adorable.
No comment on the giggling.
So yeah.
Funny how my needs and desires have changed.